Calgon, take me away!
For any of you who have never taken a shower with me, which is probably the majority of you, I have a weird way of doing things. Well, for one, I brush my teeth in the shower, but that has nothing to do with this. Whenever I take a shower and I need to shave, I bring my razor and shaving cream in the shower with me. Then, I wash my hair, and my face, and then apply lather to my face and neck, and then begin to shave. I only shave under my chin in the shower, because that is the only place I can shave in the shower without a mirror. Once I am done with that, i shut the shower off, and go to the mirror and finish shaving the rest of my face at the sink. After I am all done, I will either get back in the shower and finish washing the rest of my body, or if time is of the essence, i will just rinse the excess shaving cream off of my face and get out and dry myself off and that's that. Well tonight, which just so happened to be a night when I decided I needed a shave, after I finished shaving, i got back in the shower to finish up. But then a strange notion came over me. I just wanted to take a bath for some reason REALLY BAD. So I pushed the little shower plunger thing down, and pulled the little bath tub drain stopper up, and just laid there in the bottom of the bathtub as the water slowly rose up around me. As I was sitting there, I was just thinking about a lot of things. Mostly about my girlfriend, but I would rather keep those thoughts to myself, and no, I don't mean that in a sick or sexual way. Get your mind out of the gutter. I just don't really think it is a topic to be discussed on a livejournal. Let's just say...I'm kind of unsure about how I feel about everything, and...hmmm...I'm just sketchy. Anyways, I decided to tell everyone all of the other things that crossed my mind as I was sitting in the bathtub, getting all wrinkly.
GOD DAMMIT, i need to buckle down with school! I wish i could take classes that I could just show up to lectures and take tests, fuck this assignment bullshit!
I need to get tan, i live in fucking Florida, and my torso is as white as a sheet.
waxing your body is probably the stupidest decision anyone could ever make.
Why is it that girls I seriously date have so much in common?
Man that girl from the movie "A Series of Unfortunate Events" is hot!
Ew, because I am 18?! what the fuck!
Derek has always gotten all the girls...
I need to start eating better.
I also need to start running again.
Why is it that, whenever I try to buy a new car, it always falls through?!
I WANTED THAT BRONCO SO BAD!
Why do I always apologize when I should be screaming at the top of my lungs?
Emily Burnette doesn't think I am ugly anymore...hmmm...that's cool I guess
My thighs are HAIRY.
I really should start taking full blown showers and stop this "wash my hair and face" half assed shit.
What are the chances of marrying your "high school sweetheart", when you weren't even in the same graduating class?
Slim to None.
Bees...fuck bees.
I really miss cuddling
Florida+me=lonely
I should start to try to make friends, those kids that invited me to their show tomorrow might be a good start.
I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known
How the fuck do you expect me to just watch a speech! It's not like there are just speeches laying around for me to watch!
Man, what about my taxes?!
How does a person spend $23,000 in a matter of months?! IDIOT!
I have been thinking of a lot of random stuff, I think I am going to make a Livejournal post about this.
I don't remember the rest of what I was thinking, which is weird because it was no more than about 5 minutes ago. Amazing how many thoughts go through your head everyday, and how many of them you actually retain. Sorry for the stupid entry, When I was thinking about it in the bathtub it seemed way cooler.
GOD DAMMIT, i need to buckle down with school! I wish i could take classes that I could just show up to lectures and take tests, fuck this assignment bullshit!
I need to get tan, i live in fucking Florida, and my torso is as white as a sheet.
waxing your body is probably the stupidest decision anyone could ever make.
Why is it that girls I seriously date have so much in common?
Man that girl from the movie "A Series of Unfortunate Events" is hot!
Ew, because I am 18?! what the fuck!
Derek has always gotten all the girls...
I need to start eating better.
I also need to start running again.
Why is it that, whenever I try to buy a new car, it always falls through?!
I WANTED THAT BRONCO SO BAD!
Why do I always apologize when I should be screaming at the top of my lungs?
Emily Burnette doesn't think I am ugly anymore...hmmm...that's cool I guess
My thighs are HAIRY.
I really should start taking full blown showers and stop this "wash my hair and face" half assed shit.
What are the chances of marrying your "high school sweetheart", when you weren't even in the same graduating class?
Slim to None.
Bees...fuck bees.
I really miss cuddling
Florida+me=lonely
I should start to try to make friends, those kids that invited me to their show tomorrow might be a good start.
I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known
How the fuck do you expect me to just watch a speech! It's not like there are just speeches laying around for me to watch!
Man, what about my taxes?!
How does a person spend $23,000 in a matter of months?! IDIOT!
I have been thinking of a lot of random stuff, I think I am going to make a Livejournal post about this.
I don't remember the rest of what I was thinking, which is weird because it was no more than about 5 minutes ago. Amazing how many thoughts go through your head everyday, and how many of them you actually retain. Sorry for the stupid entry, When I was thinking about it in the bathtub it seemed way cooler.