The Chapters of MY Life (a survey)
Prologue:
1. Where did you take your default picture?
In the Schome on Farwell
2.What exactly are you wearing right now?
My checkered gray PJs, and my long-sleeved brown Banana Republic shirt
3.What is your current problem?
Life in general
4.What makes you most happy?
If you really, really know me - that's an easy one. Good friends, good wine, good conversation. And sometimes good chemicals, if I'm feeling sassy.
5.What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
Nada Surf - What is Your Secret
6.Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
Goddamn it, Mike... I really fucking miss you. Not a day goes past that I don't think of you.
7.Do you ever watch MTV?
Rarely. I'm a FUSE man.
8.What's something that really annoys you?
Cleaning the bathroom. Ick. That and being out of money much of the time.
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Chapter 1:
1. Middle name:
Edward (laugh and I'll kill you)
2. Nickname(s):
Schmo, Habs, Private Pee-My-Pants (lol)
3. Current location:
my apartment
4.Eye color:
Hazel
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Chapter 2:
1.Do you live with your parents?
Hell naw nigga
2.Do you get along with your parent(s)?
Meh, yes and no
3.Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
My Mother passed on, and my Dad remarried to a horses snatch
4.Do you have any Siblings?:
Yes. Hey baby girl!!!! I miss you sweet thing. Let's do lunch? =]
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Chapter 3: Favorite...
1. Ice Cream:
Cherry Garcia,
2. Season:
Fall <3 (tho I hate the cold)
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Chapter 4: Do You..
1. Write on your hand:
All too often =|
2. Call people back:
Usually unless they're a flake or annoying
3. Believe in love:
I don't think so anymore...
4. Sleep on a certain side of the Bed?
Well I sleep whereever on my queen but I sleep on my back, right ear cocked and one eye open
5. Have any bad habits?
I could probably think of a few.
6. Any mental health issues?
Depression, Anxiety, the usual
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Chapter 5: Have You....
1. Broken a bone:
Just fractured my wrist
2. Sprained stuff:
In Track and Basketball... mostly when I was younger
3.Had physical therapy?:
Thankfully, never had to
4. Gotten stitches:
Yeah... when my upper jaw went through my lip. Ouch.
5. Taken painkillers?
HAVE i........? mmmmmmm
6.Gone SCUBA diving or snorkeling:
Snorkeling in the Cayman Is. was positively retched when I swallowed that vile batch of seawater and puked on the whole boat ride back
7.Been stung by a bee?
I HATE BEES!
8. Thrown up at the dentist:
Almost. I got so fuckkkkkkkked uppp when they put me under for Wisdom tooth extraction. It was fun, but not for long. Pretty nauseating
9. Sworn in front of your parents:
Can't think of a time I haven't. Shit damn piss cunt fuck suck blow me.
10.Had detention:
I had about 50 in middle school. Zero in high school.
11.Been sent to the principal's office:
About 200 times in middle school.
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Chapter 6: Who/What was the last
1. Movie(s):
Jackass 2. (filthy but enjoyable. it's getting old, boys.)
2. Person to text you:
Lilly
3. Person you called:
Lilly. (trying to figure out Dom's life)
4. Person you hugged:
Grammy Klotz.
5. Person you tackled:
Leo, I think...
6. Thing you touched:
Significantly? My Nana's green glass vase.
7.Last thing you ate:
Papa Johns, niggatits.
8. Thing you drank:
Campos Reales 2005 - a Red Syrah from Cuenca Spain. An excellent, excellent drop. Brings back many good memories.
9. Thing you said:
"There comes a time when you really can't judge."
1. Where did you take your default picture?
In the Schome on Farwell
2.What exactly are you wearing right now?
My checkered gray PJs, and my long-sleeved brown Banana Republic shirt
3.What is your current problem?
Life in general
4.What makes you most happy?
If you really, really know me - that's an easy one. Good friends, good wine, good conversation. And sometimes good chemicals, if I'm feeling sassy.
5.What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
Nada Surf - What is Your Secret
6.Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
Goddamn it, Mike... I really fucking miss you. Not a day goes past that I don't think of you.
7.Do you ever watch MTV?
Rarely. I'm a FUSE man.
8.What's something that really annoys you?
Cleaning the bathroom. Ick. That and being out of money much of the time.
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Chapter 1:
1. Middle name:
Edward (laugh and I'll kill you)
2. Nickname(s):
Schmo, Habs, Private Pee-My-Pants (lol)
3. Current location:
my apartment
4.Eye color:
Hazel
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Chapter 2:
1.Do you live with your parents?
Hell naw nigga
2.Do you get along with your parent(s)?
Meh, yes and no
3.Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
My Mother passed on, and my Dad remarried to a horses snatch
4.Do you have any Siblings?:
Yes. Hey baby girl!!!! I miss you sweet thing. Let's do lunch? =]
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Chapter 3: Favorite...
1. Ice Cream:
Cherry Garcia,
2. Season:
Fall <3 (tho I hate the cold)
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Chapter 4: Do You..
1. Write on your hand:
All too often =|
2. Call people back:
Usually unless they're a flake or annoying
3. Believe in love:
I don't think so anymore...
4. Sleep on a certain side of the Bed?
Well I sleep whereever on my queen but I sleep on my back, right ear cocked and one eye open
5. Have any bad habits?
I could probably think of a few.
6. Any mental health issues?
Depression, Anxiety, the usual
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Chapter 5: Have You....
1. Broken a bone:
Just fractured my wrist
2. Sprained stuff:
In Track and Basketball... mostly when I was younger
3.Had physical therapy?:
Thankfully, never had to
4. Gotten stitches:
Yeah... when my upper jaw went through my lip. Ouch.
5. Taken painkillers?
HAVE i........? mmmmmmm
6.Gone SCUBA diving or snorkeling:
Snorkeling in the Cayman Is. was positively retched when I swallowed that vile batch of seawater and puked on the whole boat ride back
7.Been stung by a bee?
I HATE BEES!
8. Thrown up at the dentist:
Almost. I got so fuckkkkkkkked uppp when they put me under for Wisdom tooth extraction. It was fun, but not for long. Pretty nauseating
9. Sworn in front of your parents:
Can't think of a time I haven't. Shit damn piss cunt fuck suck blow me.
10.Had detention:
I had about 50 in middle school. Zero in high school.
11.Been sent to the principal's office:
About 200 times in middle school.
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Chapter 6: Who/What was the last
1. Movie(s):
Jackass 2. (filthy but enjoyable. it's getting old, boys.)
2. Person to text you:
Lilly
3. Person you called:
Lilly. (trying to figure out Dom's life)
4. Person you hugged:
Grammy Klotz.
5. Person you tackled:
Leo, I think...
6. Thing you touched:
Significantly? My Nana's green glass vase.
7.Last thing you ate:
Papa Johns, niggatits.
8. Thing you drank:
Campos Reales 2005 - a Red Syrah from Cuenca Spain. An excellent, excellent drop. Brings back many good memories.
9. Thing you said:
"There comes a time when you really can't judge."