So here we are...again
Well well well, long time no see etcetc.
After absence of what feels like days I have decided to return with renewed enthusiasm (boredom). I bear gifts and tales of my travels but for now you will have to make do with some pictures.
I will try to make up witty captions but I may resort to swearwords if I can't think of anything.
Pasa: "It's not what a looks like Gem Gem" (witty captions? My arse - Mr Chiswick)
Give me a D, give me a readful mess.
Doesn't even need a comment really.
Erm...
*gives up*
Dennis auditions for 'The Milkman' in an upcoming erotic film.
Nicole: "...98, 99, 100" (Grania fails to understand 'hide and seek')
Nala at the zoo.
My son, we don't talk these days.
So I said to my mate Dave, "I went to the meerkat zoo and they charged me £3,000,000 to get in."
Dave: "They must have seen you coming." *tumbleweed and distant bells*
My favourite of all the animals. The slow loris. Unfortunately the little bastard is nocturnal.
And that my friends is all I have to offer at the moment.
I will write about life and stuff some other time.
Byeeee!
xxx
After absence of what feels like days I have decided to return with renewed enthusiasm (boredom). I bear gifts and tales of my travels but for now you will have to make do with some pictures.
I will try to make up witty captions but I may resort to swearwords if I can't think of anything.
Pasa: "It's not what a looks like Gem Gem" (witty captions? My arse - Mr Chiswick)
Give me a D, give me a readful mess.
Doesn't even need a comment really.
Erm...
*gives up*
Dennis auditions for 'The Milkman' in an upcoming erotic film.
Nicole: "...98, 99, 100" (Grania fails to understand 'hide and seek')
Nala at the zoo.
My son, we don't talk these days.
So I said to my mate Dave, "I went to the meerkat zoo and they charged me £3,000,000 to get in."
Dave: "They must have seen you coming." *tumbleweed and distant bells*
My favourite of all the animals. The slow loris. Unfortunately the little bastard is nocturnal.
And that my friends is all I have to offer at the moment.
I will write about life and stuff some other time.
Byeeee!
xxx