Life's Little Annoyances
1. People who stand still on escalators and moving walkways. They're not thrill rides, people.
2. How quickly people fall asleep is directly correlated to how loudly they snore. The louder you snore, the quicker you fall asleep, the longer I have to listen to it.
3. "Express Loading" at the airport apparently now just means anyone seated in the front 10 rows of the plain with 3 bags to store overhead is allowed to load first because they're too dumb to follow directions.
4. The tallest people on board the aircraft will now automatically be seated directly behind the people with no hesitation to recline their seat back as far as humanly possible. Goodbye ability to move your legs for the next 4 hours.
2. How quickly people fall asleep is directly correlated to how loudly they snore. The louder you snore, the quicker you fall asleep, the longer I have to listen to it.
3. "Express Loading" at the airport apparently now just means anyone seated in the front 10 rows of the plain with 3 bags to store overhead is allowed to load first because they're too dumb to follow directions.
4. The tallest people on board the aircraft will now automatically be seated directly behind the people with no hesitation to recline their seat back as far as humanly possible. Goodbye ability to move your legs for the next 4 hours.