April Fool
big_oafeggs your kidneys.
dixiecupjoyridelegally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
doogerssells your head on Ebay.
ecstasy_eyesenlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
gerfsmiles. All the time.
no_hay_bandaglues your car to your bedroom ceiling.
onamabuys you a Russian Bride.
superbabs_2000TPs your dog.
uddave2004paints your cat orange.
viceversahas a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
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