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Kelc taught an old manatee new tricks.
I'm abusing those advantages I couldn't reap before.
GOD, THE LOST MOMENTS
Then she got told off by a platypus.
But thanks anyway.
Yeaaas... have another reach, you forgot your change.
I love the Beatles.
Don't know if I mentioned that before.
But I'm going to see Paul McCartney.
Don't know if I mentioned that before.
AND HERE
I pay HOMAGE.
TO THE ((*stuff*)) of YONDER WOMB.
...of the Beatles.....
QUOTES!
Press: Are you wearing wigs or real hair?
Ringo: Hey, where's the police?
Paul: Take her out!
Press: Why are your speaking voices different from your singing
voices?
George: We don't have a musical background.
George: Our hair's real. What about yours, lady?
Press: Are you going to have a leading lady for the film you're
about to make?
Paul: We're trying to get the Queen. She sell in England, you
know.
Press (to George): Hi, you're not married.
George: No, I'm George
Press: Girls rushed toward my car because it has press
identfication, and they thought I met you. How do you explain this
phenomenon?
John: You're lovely to look at.
Press: Is it true you can't sing?
John (pointing to George): Not me. Him.
Press: The French have not made up their minds about the
Beatles. What do you think of them?
John: Oh, we like the Beatles. They're gear.
Press: Ringo, why do you wear two rings on each hand?
Ringo: Because I can't fit them through my nose.
Press: What is the biggest threat to your careers, the atom bomb
or dandruff?
Ringo: The atom bomb. We've already got dandruff.
Press: Why is it that you Ringo get more fan mail than the
others?
Ringo: I dunno. I suppose it's because more people write me.
Speaking of shitty, which I wasn't.
Why these things exist... WHO DOES THIS.
I found at least 40 of these.
40.
AHAHAHAHA Isn't even really Gandalf...
he doesn't even have a real BEAAAARRRRDDDDD
...OR HAT! ahahah Jesu save me.
(What does this have to do with rabbits? ...HUMILIATED)
ahahahaha his head is bigger than the tire <
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SIMS
HELMUTTTSSS
AHAHAHAHA Is that a car on a mountain...
IS THAT A TRAIN CALLED IZN-GARD On a MOUNTAIN
WITHOUT TRACKSsssssss.
Yes.
It is.
Now the Shire really IS Newfoundland.
ahahahahahaha he's outside of it.
AT LEAST it's his head this time.
Mars Landing Parrrtttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
111111 ahahahahaha TRUCKSSSHSHSHS
This is SOOO bad for my ADHD.
OK what in the FUCK, right? Who the hell are the people in the corners?
And is the EYE, note EYE of Sauron HOLDING a pair of fudgesicles...
Possibly turd with candles?
AND NOW,
Byron comes out.
Seriously.
Well he said I could post this stuff so I WILL.
That's right.
These are things... and more things.
But most of them came from us.
Watching The Fellowship.
Or not.
Or maybe yes.
Now look at your crotch
Want some rancid cream with a putrid teabag
There’s gonna be some bag but it might not be tea.
You know, Gandalf stops by for some tea.
Gets a little more than tea, gets more cream in his tea than he expected.
You’re my shitter.
You’re just a log of shit.
Touches you in the night time- G, a-n-d-a-l-f!
& The surname of the rapee! B, a-g-g-i-n-s!
Touching you under the table.
Where’s Gandalf?
Oh he went to go pick up some… baggage.
Oh, OHHHH!
No that one won’t go down don’t go down!
Not like Gandalf!
Oh, OHHHH!
She’s having so much fun! And they’re all men!
Drag End!
Where’s dad?
…in the trunk.
He’s out there heating up his meatballs.
Again?!
Ok OH my GOD! Bus 19!
The rancid pony.
Putrid pony.
IS THAT A WHIP?! Um… kinky! This is too much.
They stole our sweet babies!
(Hotel womb)
Charges laid after Rowsell drug bust
Rowsell’s arrested after Rowsell crime spree
Now your nan can have a popsicle.
Rated PG (Porno Gandalf)
Good job Frodo. You get a free popsicle.
You just have to reach into my pants to get it.
He looks like my nan.
I’m sorry Frodo… for everything.
For touching you in your sleep as a child.
…now he’s returning the favor.
I’ll tumble for ya!
And Boromir returns the favor to the hobbits for that
tumble on the mountain side.
Legolas: Oh. That’s awkward. Aragorn & Boromir. Well that’s not what Aragorn told ME last night.
Gimli: …well that’s not what Aragorn told ME the other night.
NOW you get a free popsicle and a hot dog.
We’re having a party! A party for 9!
And all those elves...
Yeah and the orcs…
A party for millions!
Everyone.
K… that’s not intimate. At all.
Party for two, ah-ho! Party for allllll
*Frodo takes off his shirt*
Well…
Take off your clothes.
Yeah and Bilbo just wanted the ring. Frodo was offended. Rejected.
He put his clothes back on. So awkward.
Does it back up in shame!
“Destroy it!”
“No.”
…dirty deed. And that’s what happened on my first date.
That’s what you get, folks. For having tri-whoopee with hobbits.
The jizz paw of Saruman
Now, over here in Minas Tirith-
M-Nizzy T to the Rizzy-
T-Rizz.
“You will taste man flesh!”
With you around they probably already have.
Those rocks are orcing out!
Drums… drums in the deep…
*Rock music, rolling stones kicks in*
They’re having a disco party. But they aren’t up for that. They like raves.
Check out the glow stick.
(That’s awkward)
Hey is that your sword or are you just happy to see me?
Um… him, takes a peek as well!
He looks like he got punched in the bird!
Frodo Baggins scores it with a chick? Amazing.
Amazing that it’s not a guy.
Actually… I have many unwanted thoughts- and parts- that I have to deal with.
Oh.
I know what it is you saw.
UP HER DRESS!
I’m an elf. I have a huge bush beneath this white dress.
You’ll never guess what.
What?
Fred’s got slacks.
NO WAY!
I am DEAD SERIOUS.
Listen up man, Fred just dropped his slacks, ripped right off of him.
Ohhhh my God-
I know.
My new masterpiece. Hobbits in belly tops.
>
And Jesu was glad.
-JoeC
Fuck me hard.