HEY FRUITS!!
Gueeessssss whoooo's baaaaaaaaaaack!!!
I've got some golden shit up in here!
HAHAHAHA
I went to stay at my sister's for a while, HAHA & I skorrd.
I gots 3 new Beatles CD's & 5 Posters & all the good stuff.
AAAAAAND...
"OH, HI LAURINE-- WHAT the FUCK?!"
"...There's a REALLY big piece of savoury in my hair."
"Whoa, that's the bigges fuckin' waddle i've ever seen in my LIFE! You could get LOST in that! Fuckin' Waddle-O-Rama!"
"...You can't even see his ball sack."
"Want to see Tim's greasy dirt chops?"-"Whoa, Chop-A-ROo!"
"We're gonna give George Harrison a taint-a-roo..."
"I've been Coyote raped.:("
"Him & his tiny asshole mouth!"
"She likes givin' him the blue balls..."
"Ringo got a bad case of the dose...puss was coming out of his dick for weeks!"
"Grosse Richenfart."
"There's one lone pair of my underwear, out there on the floor."
"The panty theif back again?"
"You got hard on's for Huey."
"Oh, way to go wookie breath!"
"I swear it was a fuckin' wookie!"
"We got NUTTING! Nutting but a wookie in the troat!"
"Out of the filth, grew a rose! Out of the Sludge of Liverpool harbour arose a creature..."
"I-It's coming up! That's the most fucking disgusting thing that's ever happened to me!"
"BULLSHIT! the dog pissed in your mouth! You stepped on a used tampon! You've stepped in FRESH SHIT barefoot!!"
"You're TOO OLD!"
"BickyMitt."
OK, so the best thing happened. For no apparent reason, we were all just in this little 1 room apartment building (my sisters house) & it was me & my 2 older sisters. I got into the habit of screaming "K-EYE-OATS!!!!!!" As loud as I possibly could, & Janice would kick in too. Well Karyn had enough & gave me a meaty paw, & Thus wild, out-of-proportion battles would follow. So, we had each other on edge. there was a mattress on the floor that the other two were sleeping on & I was above them on the couch, & i'd stolen Karyn's pillow. Janice grabbed it & threw it to Karyn, yelling "GET IT" & for no reason Karyn got up screaming crazily, throwing the blankets off of herself & ran to the other side of the room. HAHA apparently she thought something was on it. I jumped up off the couch in hysterics & Janice fell back, laughing hysterically as well.
Well, her whole aparetment is covered in WOOKIES (That's hairballs from her cats, by the way.) & as Janice laughed, one drifted down into her mouth & she sucked it in Gagging as it went down her throat. We were watching the Beatles Anthology (AS USUAL) as she ran into the bathroom & threw it up. LMAOOO I turned on the camera & went in as Karyn cranked "IN MYYYYY LIIIIFE..." With Janice stooped over the toilet, thong hanging out. It was the funniest thing on camera ever.
God only knows what her neighbors have gone through, with all the shit we've gotten on with. HAHAHAHA
Yeah & apparently Paul's touring again ARGGGHHHH WHY won't he come to CANADA! LOL Never mind, I don't blame him.
And Now I present:
The Huey brow.
Yeah...that's right.
It's Huey.
And look at this!
...
...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Back in the days where shame & pride were words you'd spell in characters, uttered under your breath in a silent whisper excitedly without the teachers notice.
Or, you know.
You could just say "shame" or "pride" out loud & nobody would give a rats ass, but it doesn't mean it existed, now, does it.
See. You're stumped there.
Yeah right. It's just an oversized bathtub.
:(....
...Something in the way I want to melt her legs.
I think Olivia is George's treasury trout.
HAHAHAHA- Why do I have to be such a fag.
Golden Girls Beatles.
"And they're hawving, uh luuuuvely tihyme!"
:*( My heart. I can't take it.
See. Urken Brawker Puffla Rocken Sprocket Nipplapuss wants you to join the
"KLUB."
Ringo the Lap Dog.
Voice Cracks.
Acne.
Tight Pants.
Stingy Dates.
Haven't we all been here.
YYYYYeeeeaahhh.
This should be banned- Garbage bag Kareoke?
The kids look pissed off.
No wonder they're staying the fuck away.
By the looks & size of those gifts, I'm assuming it was a K Mart Christmas this year.
Well size does count, fucker.
His eyebrows are literally engulfing his face- & this other demented piece of shit doesn't even HAVE any!
This is my fucking limit.
I've had enough of this eye torture.
-JoeC signing off, folkes. ;)
...Bastards.