Thank you Brian Kelley
Tessa Malloy fell in love with Brian Kelley.
I recieved an email from Brian tonight, here it is.
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This is the only saved conversation with Tessa Malloy. Now that I've reread it
after all these years, I should feel awful about showing this to all my friends, but
I don't. It's her fault. She brought it on herself.
BuTrFLi788: ive had it. im going to tell you exactly how i feel okay?
Chubbs McKenzie: fine
BuTrFLi788: i really really care about you. i want to know so much more about you....i can't stand thinking you're miserable.
Chubbs McKenzie: what makes you think i'm miserable
BuTrFLi788: i don't know...you think you are an idiot.
Chubbs McKenzie: that's true, but it doesn't really sadden me
BuTrFLi788: well...good then. but i really care about you.
Chubbs McKenzie: allright
BuTrFLi788: you don't care?
Chubbs McKenzie: kind of, yeah
BuTrFLi788: i think i might fall in love with you
Chubbs McKenzie: that's nice
BuTrFLi788: are you being sarcastic
Chubbs McKenzie: i'm being realistic
BuTrFLi788: what do you mean
Chubbs McKenzie: i said that without really thinking about it too much
Chubbs McKenzie: so i don't really know what it means
Chubbs McKenzie: it was a funny exchange of dialogue though
BuTrFLi788: look i just gave you my heart okay...so just remember that....im putting everything on the line here.
Chubbs McKenzie: i haven't had this much responsibility in 10 years
BuTrFLi788: what responsibilty did you have 10 years ago
Chubbs McKenzie: homework. that was around when i stopped doing it
BuTrFLi788: and so are you going to even care about this "new" responsibility or what
Chubbs McKenzie: nope
BuTrFLi788: okay then.
BuTrFLi788 signed off at 4:50:05 PM.
TONIGHT:
Chubbs McKenzie: hmm
Chubbs McKenzie: it wasn't really funny at the time
Chubbs McKenzie: if i had actually written what i was thinking, all my responses would probably be
Chubbs McKenzie: FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Tessa was later found camped out in her car in Brian's front yard.
I recieved an email from Brian tonight, here it is.
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This is the only saved conversation with Tessa Malloy. Now that I've reread it
after all these years, I should feel awful about showing this to all my friends, but
I don't. It's her fault. She brought it on herself.
BuTrFLi788: ive had it. im going to tell you exactly how i feel okay?
Chubbs McKenzie: fine
BuTrFLi788: i really really care about you. i want to know so much more about you....i can't stand thinking you're miserable.
Chubbs McKenzie: what makes you think i'm miserable
BuTrFLi788: i don't know...you think you are an idiot.
Chubbs McKenzie: that's true, but it doesn't really sadden me
BuTrFLi788: well...good then. but i really care about you.
Chubbs McKenzie: allright
BuTrFLi788: you don't care?
Chubbs McKenzie: kind of, yeah
BuTrFLi788: i think i might fall in love with you
Chubbs McKenzie: that's nice
BuTrFLi788: are you being sarcastic
Chubbs McKenzie: i'm being realistic
BuTrFLi788: what do you mean
Chubbs McKenzie: i said that without really thinking about it too much
Chubbs McKenzie: so i don't really know what it means
Chubbs McKenzie: it was a funny exchange of dialogue though
BuTrFLi788: look i just gave you my heart okay...so just remember that....im putting everything on the line here.
Chubbs McKenzie: i haven't had this much responsibility in 10 years
BuTrFLi788: what responsibilty did you have 10 years ago
Chubbs McKenzie: homework. that was around when i stopped doing it
BuTrFLi788: and so are you going to even care about this "new" responsibility or what
Chubbs McKenzie: nope
BuTrFLi788: okay then.
BuTrFLi788 signed off at 4:50:05 PM.
TONIGHT:
Chubbs McKenzie: hmm
Chubbs McKenzie: it wasn't really funny at the time
Chubbs McKenzie: if i had actually written what i was thinking, all my responses would probably be
Chubbs McKenzie: FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Tessa was later found camped out in her car in Brian's front yard.