Quote of the day

[joebob2]

*munch munch much*
Me: "Mmmmm this is good"
*crunch munch munch*
Jenny: "Can I have some?"
Me: "Sure"
Jenny: "*crunch munch crunch*"
Me: "You know that's not new bean dip..."
Jenny: "It isn't?"
Me: "Nope... I just scraped the mold off the top layer"
Jenny: (runs to the sink and throws up)