WHEW!!!!
DUCK MEN'S BASKETBALL WINS A GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They beat Stanford 68-60 and while it probably means Ernie Kent will stick around for another year, it also means that we don't become the second team ever to go winless in conference. I can't possibly imagine what a bunch of losers that one team must have been. They must come from a place where dimentia puts you in the majority.
Finally, I'd like to thank Stanford for being so horrible that we could beat them. Marc, maybe you should walk on and increase the team's athleticism.
P.S. On a different note, but still sports in a sense. Anyone who hasn't seen this clip from Conan should definitely watch it: http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O%27Brien/video/clips/old-time-baseball-22009/1031781/#share_content
They beat Stanford 68-60 and while it probably means Ernie Kent will stick around for another year, it also means that we don't become the second team ever to go winless in conference. I can't possibly imagine what a bunch of losers that one team must have been. They must come from a place where dimentia puts you in the majority.
Finally, I'd like to thank Stanford for being so horrible that we could beat them. Marc, maybe you should walk on and increase the team's athleticism.
P.S. On a different note, but still sports in a sense. Anyone who hasn't seen this clip from Conan should definitely watch it: http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O%27Brien/video/clips/old-time-baseball-22009/1031781/#share_content