Seven times a day

Nov 18, 2007 23:17

You know how they mix peanut butter and jelly in the jar before you buy it?

What is up with that?

I think part of the pleasure of making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is slathering jelly on one piece of bread, and peanut butter on the other, and smashing them together.

With this hybrid pelly, or jeanut butter, there is no gratification. It does not matter which side you slather it on.

Next thing you know, they'll be mixing cheese and wine in the bottle.

They'll call it, "Wheese".

/Seinfeld

Love,
Jeremiah
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