New ficlet: Three Sheets To The Wind

[joe_pike_junior]

Title: Three Sheets To The Wind
Author: joe_pike_junior, AKA Armchair Elvis
Pairing: Implied House/Cuddy, House/Wilson friendship
Summary: Set pre-infarction. House and Wilson turn up drunk at Cuddy's. House has bad aim. Around 800 words.
Disclaimer: House belongs to Fox.
Warnings: Drunkenness.
Notes: Thanks to sangria_lila, silja_b, nomad1328, and pwcorgigirlWhen Cuddy hears the muffled shout and

Comments

[phinnia]

Oh god I can't stop laughing. <3
So much love for this - the crumbs, the little philosophical noise, Wilson's drunken logic, the fridge, the bathmat, and oh lord, Cuddy's grandmother there in spirit.

[joe_pike_junior]

I'm glad you enjoyed it!

:D I had a lot of fun.

[sapphs]

Oh god I really REALLY don't want to see that bathmat lol :P

This was great :D I can see something like this happening

but can’t seem to get the fridge open. He's pulling at the wrong side.
This made me giggle, because I have a friend who did something similar once :P

[joe_pike_junior]

Glad you enjoyed it, thanks. :)

I'm more of a "lose the doorknob" person, myself. :)

[shutterbug_12]

Aw, I loved this so much! The spraying crumbs was such an awesome visual. And drunk!House is so much fun. =D Lovely job.

[joe_pike_junior]

Drunken House is loads and loads of fun. :) I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[pottermanic]

That was great! I loved it! The ending was hilarious. :)

[joe_pike_junior]

Thanks!

[sangria_lila]

HOUSE IS NOT A LIGHTWEIGHT.

(but other than that it's wonderful.)

[joe_pike_junior]

OMG HE SO IS. SO THERE NARNI NARNI NAH.

:D Thanks.

[sangria_lila]

NO HE ISN'T AND I HAVE CANON TO PROVE IT.

You're welcome.

[joe_pike_junior]

MY CANON CAN BEAT UP YOUR CANON.

Don't worry about it.