A Jealous Fellow
Well I would have liked to shared this at the Amtiemmaw community, but they (or at least one or more moderators) don't want to hear from me (not that I've ever done anything that can be deemed disrespectful mind you), so I thought I'd just write this here for its own sake, it's not as though anyone likes to read what I write, but what the hey huh?
Some one had the audacity to accuse all anti Emma Watson folks of not liking her because we're jealous. All I could say was, 'who me?' but I'm a dude! And I'm against her as Hermione, and no I don't want to throw a cabre on her, nor am I like those dirty old men who want to play in unsavory ways with her...I've got a wife (who is much much hotter than any adolescent girl) to play with thank you very much!
Well I thought it would be fun to invent some reasons to be jealous just for the fun of it.
I'm Jealous because...
a) She's pretty Oh for Heaven's Sake! I'm a guy! Why would I want to look pretty in the first place?
b) She has curvy hips Okies, now I can see why curvy hips might be an advantage... it would keep your trousers from falling down. But that's why they invented belts. Besides, at this point, I think Emma's hips are about as curvy as mine or any other guy's hips for that matter.
c) Her parents are lawyers Well that would have some advantages, because if I wanted to sue some one I'd just call my mum or dad and not have to hire an attorney...Now if only I had some one to sue and a reason to sue them I'd be in business.
d) She's got orange hair My hair is blonde, and I've never had orange hair before!
Do I sound jealous enough yet?
Some one had the audacity to accuse all anti Emma Watson folks of not liking her because we're jealous. All I could say was, 'who me?' but I'm a dude! And I'm against her as Hermione, and no I don't want to throw a cabre on her, nor am I like those dirty old men who want to play in unsavory ways with her...I've got a wife (who is much much hotter than any adolescent girl) to play with thank you very much!
Well I thought it would be fun to invent some reasons to be jealous just for the fun of it.
I'm Jealous because...
a) She's pretty Oh for Heaven's Sake! I'm a guy! Why would I want to look pretty in the first place?
b) She has curvy hips Okies, now I can see why curvy hips might be an advantage... it would keep your trousers from falling down. But that's why they invented belts. Besides, at this point, I think Emma's hips are about as curvy as mine or any other guy's hips for that matter.
c) Her parents are lawyers Well that would have some advantages, because if I wanted to sue some one I'd just call my mum or dad and not have to hire an attorney...Now if only I had some one to sue and a reason to sue them I'd be in business.
d) She's got orange hair My hair is blonde, and I've never had orange hair before!
Do I sound jealous enough yet?