so yeah, i dont know why i would tell any of you this but here goes....

[joe_cockblock]

so about half an hour ago i was jerking off to internet porn. good stuff. totally digging it. i start to feel it coming on. i groan and start to come. as the first shot of joe sperm shoots out of my penis, my computer chair fucking disintegrates beneath me. thus sending me falling to the ground shooting cum all over the place.

FUCK DUDES! FUCCCCCK!!!!

this blows.

at least i came.