jodievaseline

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. --Aldous Huxley

I saw a movie trailer about a deaf girl and the guy who falls in love with her. He (well-dressed, glowingly good-natured, borderline autistic) walks into the record store where she works, in search of a long-lost song that has been swimming in his head ( ... )

Just stumbled across the Futurama Wiki. All my morning plans have given way to anarchy.

Today on Swap, I'm trading my Hot Sauce Committee Part Two for a David Sedaris book.
Here's the moronic letter I'm including with the CD:

( How is life in West New York? )

Upon the revelation that I have so much useless shit in my room, I got back on Swap.com (formerly known as SwapTree. Yes, I've been on it for that long.) Furthermore, I've sought to amuse myself by writing long, ruminative letters to my swappers.

To the woman who is receiving my copy of The Hellfire Clubs: Sex, Satanism, and Secret Societies, I ( ... )

I finally have an excuse to stay in and do a half hour on the treadmill.

I need to end this post quick, before I feel like writing again.

Originally posted by evilgrins at ...uhm...

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A little while before Christmas, I accidentally stole a copy of Yukio Mishima's Confessions of a Mask from the school library. I had it in my hand and walked out with a friend, right as they were closing for the night (they must have shut down the detectors). Nobody noticed, and I myself could not have been more unaware of the miraculous little ( ... )

The best thing about reading used books is seeing what the previous reader wrote inside the book. You can tell by the content of his/her annotations, as well as handwriting, how intelligent this person really is ( ... )

The urge to slay a good crossword crept up on me this morning. I immediately prepare myself to go downstairs to grab a free paper from the vending box. Upon donning my socks, I figure I should have some toast and perhaps a glass of orange juice. The morning temperatures render anyone vulnerable. A splash of Vitamin C is the difference between a ( ... )

As much as she likes to view herself as one who constantly seeks to transcend the average human experience, she still possesses traits that render her a painfully normal person.

She texts on the toilet. She can't get over sitcoms. She assumes she'll live until eighty five and wishes early adulthood would go by faster so she can get married and not ( ... )