I just have to say...
...that I'm glad "douchebag", "douchey" and other derivatives, have come back into regular usage. Such a great description of so many people! I'm talkin to YOU, bluetooth business guy at the airport. I know you can clearly put the damn phone up to your ear. The only thing separating you and the crazy guy on the street is the fact that you're in business clothes. Stop it dude. Just. Stop. It. You are not that important. Seriously. Also, stop talking on the phone when you're in line somewhere. It's rude. Also, to reiterate. You are NOT that important. The end.