Connect to me! Will not be crossposting to LJ

https://jodawi.dreamwidth.org/profile

Pardon ancient profile import. Will import LJ entries sometime maybe soon.

LJ servers moved to Moscow allegedly. Switching to Dreamwidth if so. I like to keep the number of dictators with access to my most private writings down to a manageable number. Putin won't have full access to all US data for at least another couple months I think.

: P

When using an electric kettle, you shouldn't put it on a gas burner and then wonder why it's on fire.

I'ma emigrate to the Off-World Colonies

Woke up kicking the wall.

REM sleep is the stage when people typically dream. Most sleepers are ‘paralysed’ during this stage because the brain shuts off the muscles ( Read more... )

I ask you fair citizens: is there any better way to start the day than to find your long-haired cat (who hates having her hindquarters touched) has a massive, massive poopybutt?

🐈💩📦 🚿🙊🚑

that someones else thought of Soylent Rainbow before me.

Soylent beige is Martians.

Poll Alyri

Desiderata ( Read more... )

i ponder creating free alternatives to popular but annoying freemium apps, removing the annoying parts.

#1: Fallout Shelter