onestone

[ex_skratchg]

One Stone.

This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one
testicle.

After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If
anyone calls me Onestone again I will ki! ll them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good
morning
Onestone."

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest and there
he
made love to her all day, he made love to her all night, he made love
to
her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant business.

Years went by until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village
after many years away.

Yellow Bird who was Blue Bird's cousin was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone and hugged him and said, "Good to see you Onestone."

Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made
love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all
the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird
wouldn't
die!

What is the ! moral of the story?
( You'll love this!!!!) You can't kill two Birds with One Stone