The housewarming party was fabulous! I'm so glad you all came, and almost everyone dressed up ... yayness! The fun lasted till 6 a.m., though Jeff was passed out drunk by then.
Everyone who didn't show sucks. I'll forgive the out-of-towners and also Jennifer since she had the kids. I accept that as a valid excuse.
I'm sure Jeff would've liked it to get kinkier, but I think there was an appropriate level of inappropriateness.
Some highlights:
*Birthday boy
morwok was the first to hang out and looked quite suave in his eBay robe.
*
deronde and
archer_of_topaz wore the exact same satiny/lace outfits, only in different colors. It was hard to decide who looked hotter.
*
theimitation had the biggest titties of all, even bigger than
wonderkunt's.
*I didn't get to see
novimber's duct tape. :(
*
aconstipateape was supposed to be our bouncer in case any creep guys showed up, and I almost had to make him bounce
deronde. Tsk, tsk.
*
lombrosis=Lieutenant Sexy.
*
mattwq440 made a blink-and-you-missed-it appearance, much as he does on LJ.
*I convinced
atronomy101 to wear The Silky Red Shorts of Unknown Origin. And later he threatened to smash Jeff's camera. But no smash, we have pics -- for blackmailing purposes, of course.
*
oneangrypossum passed out in the living room. Then I made a nice bed for him upstairs, and Thom came and molested him. Justin said, "If I throw up, it's only because I like German porn."
*I was mesmerized by
elleanna's booty in the air as she played Twister.
*
elleanna is hot.