b/c I'm too lazy to LJ cut
Jocelyn hl4evr: i'm spamming yout LJ with interweb speekz
LoneTode: if you must :-P
Jocelyn hl4evr: hahaha, i'm giddy now for some reason
LoneTode: but if you keep it up, i may have to leave you for someone who isnt retarded :-P
Jocelyn hl4evr: tell me if it's too much :-P
Jocelyn hl4evr: hahahaha
LoneTode: hehehe, awesome *smooch!*
Jocelyn hl4evr: okay. last one.
LoneTode: mkay :-P
Jocelyn hl4evr: hahaha
Jocelyn hl4evr: oh lord
Jocelyn hl4evr: I'm silly
LoneTode: ...what you are is horrible :-P
Jocelyn hl4evr: :O
LoneTode: i dont know if i can ever forgive you :-P
Jocelyn hl4evr: aww!!
Jocelyn hl4evr: *cries in a corner*
Jocelyn hl4evr: you HATE me.
Jocelyn hl4evr: *dies*
LoneTode: awwwww!!!
Jocelyn hl4evr: *rots*
LoneTode: i dont hate you...
LoneTode: just, you know...what youve become
Jocelyn hl4evr: *assends to the next level*
LoneTode: ...
Jocelyn hl4evr: :-P
Jocelyn hl4evr: haha
Jocelyn hl4evr: sorry
LoneTode: *pokes your corpse with a stick*
LoneTode: <.<
Jocelyn hl4evr: haha
LoneTode: >.>
LoneTode: *takes it home*
Jocelyn hl4evr: =-O
Jocelyn hl4evr: what're you doing there, mister? with my dead body?
LoneTode: ...
LoneTode: wheres that voice coming from?
Jocelyn hl4evr: ....
Jocelyn hl4evr: it's in your head
LoneTode: O_o
Jocelyn hl4evr: anyway. what're you doing with that dead body?
LoneTode: are you my conscience?
Jocelyn hl4evr: yes
Jocelyn hl4evr: yes I am
LoneTode: cuz i thought i left you with that dead hooker in Rio
Jocelyn hl4evr: nope
Jocelyn hl4evr: i'm still here.
LoneTode: oh.
Jocelyn hl4evr: anyway.
LoneTode: well...
LoneTode: the body?
LoneTode: im uhhhh
Jocelyn hl4evr: what about it?
LoneTode: ...
LoneTode: preserving her memory?
Jocelyn hl4evr: oh...how?
LoneTode: with formaldehyde?
LoneTode: you know, in like, a jar
LoneTode: a big jar
Jocelyn hl4evr: ....isn't that a bit odd?
LoneTode: ...i wouldnt know, i dont know anyone else that does it
LoneTode: am i meant to use a tub?
Jocelyn hl4evr: wouldn't you rather just cover her in laquer and put her in a chair or something?
LoneTode: nah, seems a bit much
Jocelyn hl4evr: ah
Jocelyn hl4evr: well
Jocelyn hl4evr: oh
Jocelyn hl4evr: look
Jocelyn hl4evr: she jsut moved
Jocelyn hl4evr: *moves*
LoneTode: plus, if i pickle her, ive got somewhere to keep my stray pickles
LoneTode: oooh!
LoneTode: so, shes alive then?
Jocelyn hl4evr: *moves*
LoneTode: *smooch!*
Jocelyn hl4evr: *smooch*
Jocelyn hl4evr: *hits you with a pillow*
Jocelyn hl4evr: BWHAHA
LoneTode: yay! youre alive!
Jocelyn hl4evr: yup!
LoneTode: good
Jocelyn hl4evr: the smell of pickles brought me to life
LoneTode: cuz sex with a corpse would have been weird with a capital We
Jocelyn hl4evr: haha
Jocelyn hl4evr: yes
Jocelyn hl4evr: HAHA
LoneTode: ?
Jocelyn hl4evr: me
Jocelyn hl4evr: to meli
LoneTode: mhmm?
Jocelyn hl4evr: she said you were abusive cause you hit me with a crow bar?
LoneTode: mhmm?
Jocelyn hl4evr: me: but I spammed his LJ. with netspeekz
LoneTode: :-P i had just cause
Jocelyn hl4evr: yup
LoneTode: if you must :-P
Jocelyn hl4evr: hahaha, i'm giddy now for some reason
LoneTode: but if you keep it up, i may have to leave you for someone who isnt retarded :-P
Jocelyn hl4evr: tell me if it's too much :-P
Jocelyn hl4evr: hahahaha
LoneTode: hehehe, awesome *smooch!*
Jocelyn hl4evr: okay. last one.
LoneTode: mkay :-P
Jocelyn hl4evr: hahaha
Jocelyn hl4evr: oh lord
Jocelyn hl4evr: I'm silly
LoneTode: ...what you are is horrible :-P
Jocelyn hl4evr: :O
LoneTode: i dont know if i can ever forgive you :-P
Jocelyn hl4evr: aww!!
Jocelyn hl4evr: *cries in a corner*
Jocelyn hl4evr: you HATE me.
Jocelyn hl4evr: *dies*
LoneTode: awwwww!!!
Jocelyn hl4evr: *rots*
LoneTode: i dont hate you...
LoneTode: just, you know...what youve become
Jocelyn hl4evr: *assends to the next level*
LoneTode: ...
Jocelyn hl4evr: :-P
Jocelyn hl4evr: haha
Jocelyn hl4evr: sorry
LoneTode: *pokes your corpse with a stick*
LoneTode: <.<
Jocelyn hl4evr: haha
LoneTode: >.>
LoneTode: *takes it home*
Jocelyn hl4evr: =-O
Jocelyn hl4evr: what're you doing there, mister? with my dead body?
LoneTode: ...
LoneTode: wheres that voice coming from?
Jocelyn hl4evr: ....
Jocelyn hl4evr: it's in your head
LoneTode: O_o
Jocelyn hl4evr: anyway. what're you doing with that dead body?
LoneTode: are you my conscience?
Jocelyn hl4evr: yes
Jocelyn hl4evr: yes I am
LoneTode: cuz i thought i left you with that dead hooker in Rio
Jocelyn hl4evr: nope
Jocelyn hl4evr: i'm still here.
LoneTode: oh.
Jocelyn hl4evr: anyway.
LoneTode: well...
LoneTode: the body?
LoneTode: im uhhhh
Jocelyn hl4evr: what about it?
LoneTode: ...
LoneTode: preserving her memory?
Jocelyn hl4evr: oh...how?
LoneTode: with formaldehyde?
LoneTode: you know, in like, a jar
LoneTode: a big jar
Jocelyn hl4evr: ....isn't that a bit odd?
LoneTode: ...i wouldnt know, i dont know anyone else that does it
LoneTode: am i meant to use a tub?
Jocelyn hl4evr: wouldn't you rather just cover her in laquer and put her in a chair or something?
LoneTode: nah, seems a bit much
Jocelyn hl4evr: ah
Jocelyn hl4evr: well
Jocelyn hl4evr: oh
Jocelyn hl4evr: look
Jocelyn hl4evr: she jsut moved
Jocelyn hl4evr: *moves*
LoneTode: plus, if i pickle her, ive got somewhere to keep my stray pickles
LoneTode: oooh!
LoneTode: so, shes alive then?
Jocelyn hl4evr: *moves*
LoneTode: *smooch!*
Jocelyn hl4evr: *smooch*
Jocelyn hl4evr: *hits you with a pillow*
Jocelyn hl4evr: BWHAHA
LoneTode: yay! youre alive!
Jocelyn hl4evr: yup!
LoneTode: good
Jocelyn hl4evr: the smell of pickles brought me to life
LoneTode: cuz sex with a corpse would have been weird with a capital We
Jocelyn hl4evr: haha
Jocelyn hl4evr: yes
Jocelyn hl4evr: HAHA
LoneTode: ?
Jocelyn hl4evr: me
Jocelyn hl4evr: to meli
LoneTode: mhmm?
Jocelyn hl4evr: she said you were abusive cause you hit me with a crow bar?
LoneTode: mhmm?
Jocelyn hl4evr: me: but I spammed his LJ. with netspeekz
LoneTode: :-P i had just cause
Jocelyn hl4evr: yup