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99 Ways to Make Someone Smile

1. Call an old friend, just to say hi.
2. Hold a door open for a stranger.
3. Invite someone to lunch.
4. Compliment someone on his or her appearance.
5. Bring cookies to work.
6. Let someone cut in during rush hour traffic.
7. Leave a waitress or waiter a big tip.
8. Tell a cashier to have a nice day.
9. Call your parents.
10. Let someone know you miss them.
11. Treat someone to a movie.
12. Let a person know you really appreciate them.
13. Visit a retirement center.
14. Take a child to the zoo.
15. Fill up your spouse's car with gas.
16. Surprise someone with a small gift.
17. Leave a thank-you note for the cleaning staff at work.
18. Write a letter to a distant relative.
19. Tell someone you thought about them the other day.
20. Put a dime in a stranger's parking meter before the time expires.
21. Bake a cake for a neighbor.
22. Send someone flowers to where they work.
23. Invite a friend to tea.
24. Recommend a good book to someone.
25. Donate clothing to a charity.
26. Offer an elderly person a ride to where they need to go.
27. Bag your own groceries at the checkout counter.
28. Give blood.
29. Offer free baby-sitting to a friend who's really busy or just needs a break.
30. Help your neighbor rake leaves or shovel snow.
31. Offer your seat to someone when there aren't any left.
32. Help someone with a heavy load.
33. Ask to see a store's manager and comment on the great service.
34. Give your place in line at the grocery store to someone who has only a few items.
35. Hug someone in your family for no reason.
36. Wave to a child in the car next to you.
37. Send a thank-you note to your doctor.
38. Repeat something nice you heard about someone else.
39. Leave a joke on someone's answering machine.
40. Be a mentor or coach to someone.
41. Forgive a loan.
42. Fill up the copier machine with paper after you're done using it.
43. Tell someone you believe in them.
44. Share your umbrella on a rainy day.
45. Welcome new neighbors with flowers or a plant.
46. Offer to watch a friend's home while they're away.
47. Ask someone if they need you to pick up anything while you're out shopping.
48. Ask a child to play a board game, and let them win.
49. Ask an elderly person to tell you about the good old days.
50. During bad weather, plan an indoor picnic with the family.
51. Buy someone a goldfish and bowl.
52. Compliment someone on their cooking and politely ask for a second helping.
53. Dance with someone who hasn't been asked.
54. Tell someone you mentioned them in your prayers.
55. Give children's clothes to another family when your kids outgrow them.
56. Deliver extra vegetables from your garden to the whole neighborhood.
57. Call your spouse just to say, I love you.
58. Call someone's attention to a rainbow or beautiful sunset.
59. Invite someone to go bowling.
60. Figure out someone's half-birthday by adding 182 days, and surprise them with a cake.
61. Ask someone about their children.
62. Tell someone which quality you like most about them.
63. Brush the snow off of the car next to yours.
64. Return your shopping cart to the front of the store.
65. Encourage someone's dream, no matter how big or small it is.
66. Pay for a stranger's cup of coffee without them knowing it.
67. Leave a love letter where your partner will find it.
68. Ask an older person for their advice.
69. Offer to take care of someone's pet while they're away.
70. Tell a child you're proud of them.
71. Visit a sick person, or send them a care package.
72. Join a Big Brother or Sister program.
73. Leave a piece of candy on a coworker's desk.
74. Bring your child to work with you for the afternoon.
75. Give someone a recording of their favorite music.
76. Email a friend some information about a topic they are especially interested in.
77. Give someone a homemade gift.
78. Write a poem for someone.
79. Bake some cookies for your local fire or police department.
80. Organize a neighborhood cleanup and have a barbecue afterwards.
81. Help a child build a birdhouse or similar project.
82. Check in on an old person, just to see if they're okay.
83. Ask for the recipe after you eat over at someone's house.
84. Personally welcome a new employee at work and offer to take them out for lunch.
85. While in a car, ask everyone to buckle up because they are important to you.
86. Let someone else eat the last slice of cake or pizza.
87. Stop and buy a drink from a kid's lemonade stand.
88. Forgive someone when they apologize.
89. Wave to someone looking for a parking space when you're about to leave a shopping center.
90. Send a copy of an old photograph to a childhood friend.
91. Leave a pint of your spouse's favorite flavor of ice cream in the freezer with a bow on it.
92. Do a household chore that is usually done by someone else in the family.
93. Be especially happy for someone when they tell you their good news.
94. Compliment a coworker on their role in a successful project.
95. Give your spouse a spontaneous back rub at the end of the day.
96. Serve someone in your family breakfast in bed.
97. Ask someone if they've lost weight.
98. Make a donation to a charity in someone's honor.
99. Take a child to a ballgame.

28 Ways to Make A Girl Smile
1. Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine or sexy.
2. Hold her hand at any moment even if it is just for a second.
3. Kiss her on the forehead.
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5. Always tell her you love her at any and all times.
6. When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7. Recognize the small things . . . they usally mean the most.
8. Call her sweety. {not baby}
9. Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
10. Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
11. Write her notes. {she loves them}
12. Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend.
13. Play with her hair.
14. Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her.
15. Sit in the park and just talk to her.
16. Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes.
17. Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her.
18. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
19. Carve your names into a Tree.
20. If she's mad at you, kiss her.
21. Give her piggyback rides.
22. Bring her Flowers just because.
23. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
24. Look her in the eyes and smile.
25. Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
26. Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
27. Kiss her in the rain.
28. If you're in love with her . . . Tell her.


43 Random Questions

1. ONE WISH?
That life were more like a musical - tell me it wouldn't be humorous to see the football team dancing and singing around :-P
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
La-la-la-loverrr
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Being alone
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Robbie was much more of one than me but I liked the girly legos that you could make kitchens, bedrooms etc with.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
I dig it
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
all the time
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
adorable :-P
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
For now? yeah
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
black white and blue
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
I do indeed
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
nope
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I can tie cherry stems in knots with my tongue, make weird shapes with it, and do the starburst wrapper thing
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Hawaii or some tropical island
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
Yes but I like Conan better
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
Indeed
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
I have indeed
17. DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Nope
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP?
No clue - I'll check and get back to you
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
I used to - but I haven't done it in awhile...
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
yes
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
no...damnit.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
I'm not really a pencil person..
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
hate it
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I hope so.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
never have, never will.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
pollen
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
ummm...last night when i dropped of sam
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
he's in my basement actually
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
yup
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
scrambled with cheese
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
not all haha
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Remember that one episode of Rocko's Modern Life when he goes down through the dryer to the land of no return and it's where all the socks go? I think it really exists...
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
6:59
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
many...Jo, Jojo, Joby, Jew, Jobula, Jobster, Jobethia, JobyGoose etc...and Shugra ;-):-P
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
yes
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
An hour or so ago
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
shower
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
<--jewish
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
never had it done
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
when it's a quiet dark...
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
everything
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Creamy :-)
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
only when it really needs to be