hahaha i love brad

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brad is my old roomie, still my favorite roomie EVER. he had to move out when he got a contract with a cruiseship line, and there was no point to him keeping the apartment... *sniff* that sucked. anyways, here's a convo with brad that i found to be great... and as a note, Riverview is the local psychiatric hospital.

Brad says:
i guess your god of blood would probably look cooler than mine made of packing peanuts and rubber cement.
Anya - I made a God out of blood not superiority says:
*bol*
Anya - I made a God out of blood not superiority says:
probably, yeah. especially if it was along the lines of the Tzimisce Antedeluvian
Brad says:
riiiiiiiiiiiight.
Brad says:
*hello, Riverview i need a pickup at ********(my address, deleted for obvious reasons *
Anya - I made a God out of blood not superiority says:
progenator of clan Tzimisce. myth says it was created when one of the 2nd generation expunged all the evil out of himself, and the globulous mass that was the evil somehow became Tzimisce itself.
Anya - I made a God out of blood not superiority says:
what did Riverview say?
Brad says:
they said they still won't take you.
Anya - I made a God out of blood not superiority says:
and sorry, but i find that stuff insanely interesting, while i'm sure it's boring drivel to others
Brad says:
no matter how much i beg, they refuse to take you for fear you'll convert the orderlies.
Anya - I made a God out of blood not superiority says:
hahahaha
Anya - I made a God out of blood not superiority says:
i like it
Anya - I made a God out of blood not superiority says:
a bit more original than the old dumbass cliche of "hell doesn't want me cuz they think i'll take over haha i'm so fucking funny"
Brad says:
no i think you'll start at the orderlies and work your way into administration.
Anya - I made a God out of blood not superiority says:
heeeeh and again, i like it