just to say that i did when rawrla told me not to...
how long does it take you?
time now?: 3:58pm
=>This or That<=
Pie or cake?: depends
Pie or 3.14159...?: pie
Chocolate or vanilla?: depends on what. sex-life? ice-cream?
Black or white?: black
Ceiling or floor?: floors are great for standing. ceilings, not so much.
Couch or bed?: mmmm bed.
Cough or sneeze?: gah! neither!
On or off?: depends on what. lights off. guerrilla radio.
Closed or open?: fuck, i got a dirty mind.. with legs wide open...
Brush or comb?: natural bristled-brush. muaha.
Long or short?: uh... long?
Big or small?: uh... what? good lord!
Wet or dry?: depends on WHAT!
Under or over?: *snickerfit* i'm over. with volcano's family. haha. oh. ohlord. death.
Top or bottom?: aye aye aye... so many mitigating circumstances...
Fly or fall?: falling is like flying, but you hit the ground eventually... so falling without ground?
Smile or frown?: smile
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?: preferably joy, though i don't do those often, it at all.
Hot or cold?: tepid?
Warm or cool?: i'd rather be warm.
Rough or smooth?: smooth
Cat or dog?: cat
Snake or bird?: neither?
Shark or T-Rex?: tyranasaurus SEX <-- lol shit, i'll take her answer.
Past or present?: present... or alternate reality
Science fiction or fantasy?: fantasy
Dull or sharp?: sharp. especially wit.
Live forever or die young?: live forever
Books or television?: books. portable. i know exactly what's on. i can pause whenever i want.
Jump or skip?: i suck at jumping, but i do it more.
Fast or slow?: depends on what?
Run or walk?: walk
Guy or girl?: guy
Disney or Warner Brothers?: warner brothers
Belle or Jasmine?: belle
Gaston or Cruella Deville?: lol i like saying 'gaston', too.
Food or friends?: both? simultaneously?
Colors or black and white?: hmmm... depends what. i love black and white photography.
Cute or pretty?: depends. boys are cute. they'd hate being called pretty, i'm sure. especially if it's a purdy mouth.
Good or evil?: no such thing... only shades of grey.
Fruits or vegetables?: i'm a fruit. so fruit.
Milk or juice?: milk and children?
Hot chocolate or gingerale?: depends. lately? ginger ale.
Beer or wine?: wine
Movies or cartoons?: movies
Pillow or blanket?: can't live without both! sooo many!
Moon or stars?: stars
Sky or sea?: sky
Explode or implode? essplode?
=>Odd Questions<=
What color is the bottom of your tongue?: bottom-of-tongue coloured? kinda pinkish reddish with lots of gross blue veins?
Your foot?: what colour is it? ask a stupid question, get a karla-and-alison answer... fuck. it's a fucking foot. it's the colour of my skin. gah.
Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?: dry skin to a crazy extent
Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?: AACK! people do that? eewww!
Do you chew on your homework?: woof.
Pencils?: in my backpack
Do you read the dictionary?: did sometimes when bored... www.dictionary.com count?
Encyclopedia?: wikipedia. when i'm bored and insomnia-ish.
Atlas?: i'm familiar with these things, yes
Road map?: don't. remind me. of their. existence.
Do you memorize random facts?: yep
Do you stalk anyone?: sid sylum. i mean... errr... ahem...
Does anyone stalk you?: sid sylum. he's always there! training, wrestling, boston pizza, god, it's getting creepy!
Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?: can't say i have
Do you dust your lawn?: no.. but my ex swept the lawn? that count? i laughed at him and got video-footage? that count? pleeeaaase?
Do you collect dust?: my apartment does, yes.
Lint?: in my belly button, on my socks, in my pockets...
Baby teeth?: my mom had a bunch of mine... now they're somewhere in a drawer of mine somewhere.
Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?: no... i couldn't even do private dance with no contact without feeling weird about it. i don't know how they do it. they almost amaze me, actually.
Do you wish prostitution was legal?: hell yes! it would protect everyone! it would help stop spread of STD's due to laws about regular testing! god yeah!
Do you use lotion on your feet?: sometimes
Do you have problems with Canadians?: plenty. including myself. though i'm polish, but i may as well be canadian for all everything is concerned.
Mexicans?: don't know enough to have problems with them.
Americans?: some of them, yes. some of them are good friends of mine.
The French?: don't know many if any
The English?: don't know many, but the few... err... daniel... that i know, are awesome.
Have you ever played a kazoo?: *sighs* no. long live the 'zoo.
Have you ever shot someone?: no
Something?: no
How many pairs of underwear do you own?: like, alot. wearing it is a whole other question <-- same as rawrla.
Jeans?: hmmm... 6. 3 of which i wear regularly.
What ring size are you?: no clue. my hands are pretty big for a chick, though.
Belt size?: l or xl i think
Have you ever gotten anything amputated?: no
Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?: no
Do you eat a lot?: sometimes. and badly.
Do you get excited over cameras?: sometimes, i guess.
Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?: no
Poison?: every rose has it's thorn... *serenades badly*
Knives?: in a drawer
Cheese?: godyeah.
Penguins?: pretty cool lil creatures
Bald people?: sure. especially bald billy's. billy corgan, billy howerdel... mainly billy howerdel. frickin genius.
Scrawny African children?: should i send sandwiches that i don't finish in the mail, now?
Midgets?: bruce is pretty cool... him and scotty chasing each other around cherry bay was fucking hilarious. "excuse me, i seem to have lost my midget" is by far one of the most insane things i've ever had the pleasure of saying.
Pirates?: dammit, i keep missing smackdown, i haven't seen burchill's pirate gimmick yet!!!!! shiver me timbers! walk the plank! commandeer, nautical term.
Corny jokes?: yeah
Are you a virgin?: hahahahaaaaa. no.
Are you a hermaphrodite?: for both mine and my boyfriend's sake, i hope not!
Do you tie string to your teeth?: been there, done that. didn't get the damn tooth out. there goes THAT sitcom crap.
Do you bite yourself?: sometimes
Cut yourself?: i'm a clutz. yeah.
Do you get cold sores often?: no
Do you have a cold right now?: a bit of one, yeah
Do you suffer from chronic migraines?: no
Do you like to touch sharp objects?: no
Do you have a twitching problem?: no
Are you homicidal?: nah, just sociopathic tendencies?
What do you do on the computer?: look for porn. duh.
Anything your parents should know about?: my dad might want to know i exist? and vice versa?
Are you happy with your life?: sometimes
Is everybody else happy with your life?: um... i don't know. i know there's parts of things that aren't approved of by some people, and some of those things, i care about, and some i don't?
Do you like 100% white grape juice?: meh. i like mixed ones better.
Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?: sure
How big is the universe?: pretty f'n big
What's the logic behind your answer?: it's pretty f'n obviously big?
How many hours of sleep do you get every night?: 6-12
What do you dream about?: random things. wrestling. people.
Anything your parents should know about?: i think my existence and my dad summed it up?
Do you fall for Internet advertisements?: no
Do you enjoy bungee jumping?: never tried
Do you have AIM?: yes
MSN?: yes
YIM?: no
A Neopets account?: no
A Vampirefreaks account?: huh? there is such a thing? well, no. www.nakedgrumble.com?
A Quizilla account?: no
A Bzoink account?: no
Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?: sometimes... i try and get my cats to hunt them, it doesn't work. *sigh*
Do you get attacked by ladybugs?: no
Are you scared of everything that breathes?: no
Doesn't breathe?: no
Are you scared of anything at all?: lots of random things. werewolves for one. loss of people. loss.
What?: *cups hand to ear* WHAT? .... WHAT? .... WHAT? .... hehehehehehe me and Faith did that for far too long in a chat one day. we're insane.
Which cardinal direction do you like best?: not discriminatory toward directions.
Do you have a life?: i guess... i think it's pretty day-to-day and boring aside from random dancing and wrestling bits, but i guess that's interesting.
Do you have a microphone on your computer?: no
A webcam?: no
A scanner?: yes
A printer?: yes
A cordless mouse?: yes
Does your mouse light up?: yes
Are you scared of mice?: no
What kind of computer do you have?: some sort of home pc, and a compaq laptop of some sort.
Were you ever physically abused?: yes
Verbally?: yes
Sexually?: yes
Do you wish you were a fish?: we're just two lost souls swimming in a fish-bowl.. year after year... same old fear. wish you were here. ahem.
A cat?: sure
A dog?: why not? seems like fun.
Do you have a cell phone?: yes
What kind is it?: an old samsung flip-phone with lcd, no colour. god and they expected me to work Comm in future shop. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Do you weasel out of things?: at times
Do your teachers like you?: some?
Do your parents like you?: uh... i'm sure my mom still loves me, wherever she went after that whole death thing.
Do your siblings like you?: not applicable
Does karma, if it exists, love you?: sometimes
Did you have a tail when you were born?: not that i'm aware of
Do you enjoy school?: parts of it
Do you sleep under or over the covers?: under
Do you sleep in a bed?: yes
Do you catch yourself floating at times?: i wish! tried to do out-of-body stuff for a while, failed. i might do it when i'm about to fall asleep or something crazy like that, but awareness is pretty low at that point.
Are you a packrat?: yes
Do you know HTML or CSS?: used to know html well enough to make webpages. not anymore.
Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?: no
Do you shy away from social situations?: sometimes
Are you obsessed with shiny things?: some
Are you at least attracted to them?: vinyl!!!!
Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?: too far away. no idea.
Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?: ooo... i'll put that on my to-do list! yeah! rock'n'roll!
Do you label other people?: sometimes
Are you proud?: sometimes
Do you like scrambled eggs?: yes
=>How bad can I make you Look?<=
Do you wash your hands frequently?: yeah
Do you wet the bed?: no
What age did you stop?: past potty training age. fuck off.
Do you lie a lot?: yeah... especially to myself.
Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?: no
Brush your hair?: lots. especially when i'm dancing or doing anything performance-ish, reffing and such.
Do you use deoderant?: god yes. couldn't live without it.
Do you masturbate?: yep
How often?: depends
Are you an alcoholic?: no
A druggie?: no
Do you drink illegally?: no
Do you wear underwear?: not usually
Do you change your underwear frequently?: when i wear it, yeah, daily
Are you a coward?: sometimes
A loser?: yes
An idiot?: i have my moments
Do you chatspeak?: on the odd occasion. never texting.
Are you a bad friend?: sometimes
Are you untrustworthy?: i don't know
Unreliable?: sometimes?
Do you pick your nose?: eh, sometimes.
Are you imperfect?: duh
Ugly?: nah
Do you have bad hair?: it's damaged and it's growing out, it's... weird.
A big nose?: no
Are you shallow?: i can be
Greedy?: to an effect
Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?: that's awful. i fear uttering those words, because i feel like they've been cheapened by misuse.
Do you have any /important/ talents?: "important"? i don't know.
Do you burp often?: sometimes
Are you impolite?: sometimes, i'm a flat-out bitch
Disrespectful?: sometimes, i'm a flat-out bitch
Sadistic?: in some ways, yeah
Are you a pansy?: in some ways, yeah
Are you a conformist? (Hot Topic is a mainstream store, by the way.): "conformist" is such a general silly term that's not easily defined. one of the most unique people i know doesn't "look" it. hey, cover, book, judging! whoohoo! fuck off.
Are you a fan of George W. Bush?: no
Do you have buck teeth?: no
Acne?: now and then, a zit or two, but nothing major
Mental illnesses?: possibly? who knows.
Are you fake?: everything's a work.
Does your breath smell?: i smoke. so yeah.
Do you have a strong body odor?: i hope not?
Do you have bad teeth?: they look pretty good, but they're neglected.
Do you have a bull ring through your nose?: no
Are you overweight?: no
Anorexic?: no
Bulimic?: no
Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?: no
A tattoo?: yes
Are you a wannabe?: i'm a wannabe wrestler?
Do you get bad grades?: when i didn't try, yeah
What's your IQ level?: according to an internet quiz, 126
Are you a bad guesser?: haha not on tests
Are you slow?: i can be
Are you bad at reading people?: sometimes
Are you too nice for your own good?: doubtful
Do you have a lot of friends?: no
Do you give in easily?: sometimes. sometimes the opposite.
Are you stubborn?: yes
Are you annoying?: probably
Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?: sometimes, depends on the definition and perception.
Are you a necrophilliac?: no
Are you incestual?: no
Is your room messy?: yes
Do you make fun of other people?: yes
Do you respect your body?: to some extent
Are you arrogant?: i can be
Do you have low self-esteem?: yes
Are you unique?: maybe?
Are your hands clammy?: not at the moment
Are you short?: no
Are you freakishly tall?: nah, just tall
Do you like Simple Plan?: ugh. no.
=>Beliefs<=
Do you believe in God?: the possibility of a god-like entity.
Do you believe in magic?: yes
True love?: yes
Heaven?: not "Heaven".
Hell?: not "Hell".
Satan?: ugh. just invented as a perversion of the pagan horned god in order to make pagans 'evil'.
The Lord and Lady?: not familiar with the concept.
The Goddess?: like God... the possibility of a god-like entity. i don't think my idea of what "God" would be would have a gender at all.
The Greek Gods or Goddesses?: in some way, as a manifestation of different aspects of a God-like entity.
The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?: above.
Are you an atheist?: i think 'agnostic' is the proper term, though i'm not 'religious', i have beliefs of a sort. or ideas. ideas are better.
Agnostic?: look up?
Do you believe in fairies?: i hate ferries.
Dragons?: possible they may've existed or do exist... somewhere.
Unicorns?: same
Gollums?: Gollum rocks.
Santa?: no
The Easter Bunny?: no
The Tooth Fairy?: no
Pixies?: spirits? sure.
Phoenixes?: could be possible. somewhere. somehow. sometime.
Elves?: wish i was a Mirkwood elf.
Dwarves?: *sighs* arguing with them is so pointless.
Mermaids?: possible?
Karma?:yes
Immortality?: maybe
Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?: not familiar with them, but again, manifestations.
Mayan Gods?: above.
Incan Gods?: above above.
Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?: wow... there's a concept i've touched upon but haven't thought too much about... much like quantum physics, it'll make my head hurt.
Do you believe in life on other planets?: yes
Do you believe in parallel universes?: yeah... quantum physics. head hurty.
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Do you believe that black holes are time portals?: could be
Do you believe in Eternity?: yes
Do you believe in evolution?: yes
Do you believe in life after death?: some sort of 'life', reincarnation seems to make most sense to me
What happens to us after we die?: look above. karla, you scare me sometimes ;)
Do you believe in superheroes?: they're ordinary people doing extraordinary things.
Super villains?: everything's perception, they might THINK they're doing good
Do you believe in Fate?: to an effect
That everything has a purpose?: yes
Do you believe that everything revolves around money?: in this society, a lot does
Sex?: huh? do i 'believe' in sex? or is this just random?
Love?: it's out there, in there...
Success?: eventually?
Making yourself happy?: yes
Making others happy?: yes
Religion?: meh
Politics?: meh
Do you believe in miracles?: 'miracle' is such a strange, religiously-tainted word.
Angels?: no
Demons?: kinda
Ghosts?: yes
Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?: perhaps even more than one, due to odds and human population
Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?: yes
Do you believe in selfessness at all?: yes
Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?: in a way... focusing energy can do things.
Do you believe that the means justify the ends?: that's a little too open-ended there
Do you believe that anything can happen?: i don't believe that i will ever give birth to a cat. so no. *headshake* yeesh.
=>The Basics<=
Name: alison
Age: 24
Gender: female
Happy with it?: sometimes?
Eye color: greenish with yellowish around the pupils
Happy with it?: sure
If not, what would you change it to?: meh
Hair color: naturally? light brownish... goes lighter in the summer
Happy with it?: not really, hence why i dye it
If not, what would you change it to?: kinda missing all-black again, but i can't pull it off as well anymore
Hair length: short... not even to my shoulders
Hair style: none, it just 'is'.
Have you ever dyed your hair?: yes
What color?: lord. lots. even 'accidental blue'.
Do you dye your hair frequently?: yes
Has it ever gotten damaged?: ohgodyes.
Are you clean-shaven?: uh... no.
What's your body type?: athletic-ish
Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?: kinda stubby
Thin or full lips?: fullish? karla... yours are full, don't be silly.
Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?: not sure, my friend frank was helping me dye it, and she said it's thick, but i'm not buying it. it's... kinda 'there'.
Have you ever had lice?: no
How old were you?: n/a
Nicknames: too many
Happy with them?: some
Aliases: Sascha Sexiana, Anya, Jobsquadmember, Geek_Chorus... yeah. lots. i've even responded to character-names from rp'ing. sooo... Malice, Elizabeth, Mika, Rue ('Panther'), Miriam
What made you choose them?: a bunch of thought? "Anya" is a take on my mom's name
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?: don't know. something polish. i was almost named "Natalia".
Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?: not mike or chris? too many of 'em.
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?: yes
What heritage does your first name imply?: shoot first name... eastern european
Middle name?: none
Last name?: polish
Place of birth: gdansk (danzig), poland
Date of birth: august 7 1981
Nationality: polish
Were you named after anyone?: supposedly a saint. haven't heard of it, though.
Who?: see above
What side of the family does your name come from?: huh? last name? dad's, duh?
Did your parents immigrate?: we all did
How about your grandparents?: no
Your great grandparents?: no
Farther back into your family?: no
Where did they emmigrate from?: poland
Where did they immigrate to?: canada
Skin color: pale
What's your facial structure like?: recognizeably european, apparently? some mistake me for part-asian, though. which is odd.
Height: 6'
Happy with it?: sure
Weight: 150
Happy with it?: eh.
How old are your parents?: my dad? i forget. my mom? not appliceable.
What's your father's name?: przemyslaw
Your mother's?: anna
Do you have any siblings?: no
How old are they?: na
What are their names?: na
Do you get along with your family?: na
Do you wish they were different?: yeah. wish my mom was alive. is that 'different'?
Were you ever abused by any member of your family?: yes
Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?: it was seen as 'betrayal' when i filed the police report on my dad?
Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?: kinda? i was disowned, and chose to make it mutual?
If so, why?: well, shit, who doesn't want an abusive alcoholic father who after the daughter leaves the house begins to take it out on his wife?
Who do you get along with most?: family-wise? it was my mom. other family's either also dead or back in poland, beyond communication.
=>Favorites<=
Color: black
Month: september/october
Year: not sure
Decade: eh
Century: eh
Millenium: eh
Animal: cats
Movie: if i really really had to pick... LOTR Trilogy.
Book: dammit. that's also tough. right now, Wheel of Time series.
River: coquitlam. though i hate parts of it, it's... a part of my memories of growing up and being a stupid teenager and such.
Lake: sasamat. just because it's there. accessible.
Ocean: hmmm... that's silly.
Country: i like here
City: not sure
State: can't say, haven't been to any but washington state
Province: bc
Place to go in your neighborhood: is victoria neighbourhood-ish?
Person: varies. these days, it's between boyfriend, sylum and ... um... shit. i'd say jen, but i haven't seen her in months.
Relative: mom
Pet: um... but... i love 'em all for their own silly ways...
Actor: probably viggo mortensen at the moment
Actress: angelina jolie
Celebrity: uh... Bryan Danielson count?
Musician: trent reznor
Singer: trent reznor
Band: nine inch nails
Movie genre: drama, i guess
Book genre: fantasy
Play genre: can't say
Play: haven't really seen any in ever
Musical: *shudder*
Poem: have to read more poetry to say... "A Night In the Royal Ontario Museum" i think it was called by Margaret Atwood was a long-time favorite of mine, though.
Writer: in some ways, Tolkien, in some ways, other fantasy writers.
Song: at the moment... hell, even at the moment, i'm not sure
Sport: professional wrestling
Drink: coke
Food: right now? pizza.
Brand of cereal: stupid high-grain crisp stuff even though it's not sugary and not bad for me. i'm just silly.
Candy bar: at the moment, skor
Disney princess: meh
Disney prince: meh
Disney villain: Scar.
Disney character: Scar.
CD: "With Teeth" - Nine Inch Nails
Director: ooooo... damn. peter jackson, kevin smith, others who's names i probably can't remember, so i won't try at the moment
Videogame: super street fighter II turbo. all the way. always.
Computer game: none?
Game: eh?
Board game: trivial pursuit, i guess... though i'd want to play LOTR trivial pursuit, wanted to buy it, but no one would play with me. *pout*
Word game: scrabble (karla: coolish is still a word :D )
Clothing style: big. comfortable. not leather.
Truth or dare question: huh?
Fairy tale: the little mermaid, but the original one, not the watered down one.
Lullaby: none?
Holiday: eh. halloween?
Mythological creature: elves!!!!!!!!!
Miscellaneous item: anything that plays music
Storybook character: eh
Movie character: gollum
Play character: if shakespearean plays count... Mercutio.
Musical character: bah.
College: man, that'd be nice...
Football team: i hate 'sports'.
Soccer team: fuck 'sports'.
Tennis player: i think karla meant monica seles, but a lot of them do the loud "UUUGHHHH" noise. my parents used to watch a LOT.
Hockey team: bah. 'sports'
Basketball team: ahem.
Baseball team: hint?
Swimmer: fuck?
Track star: off! thank you!
Vegetable: po-tay-toes.
Fruit: berries of types
Toothpaste brand: crest
Type of computer: not a mac
Medication: big N small y GIANT FUCKING Q!!!!
Poison: like every cowboy sings a sad sad song... *continues seranading*
Type of sword: scimitar
Type of gun: haha squirt. yeah. that works for me.
Planet: earth, i guess. never been on any other. dur.
Space feature: the ability to make you feel sooooooo small even if your old best friend says "but... you're taller than me!" in response. *headshake*
Breed of cat: domestic short-hair, i guess.
Dog: meh. mutts are cool.
Spider: the not in my house kind <-- i'll agree with karla there
Fish: edible.
Penguin: not in my house!
Species of crustacean: prawn
Arachnid: still spiders... <--ditto.
Insect: not. in. my. house.
Pair of socks: black ones. sport ones. yeah.
Scooby-Doo character: i hate scooby doo <--agreed.
Spongebob Squarepants character: Gary! *meow*
Quote: im gonna punch you in the fucking neck <--- lol karla!!!!!!! i'll do ya one better... "punch in the teeth".
Adage: meh
President: meh
Astrological sign: other leos can be a pain, as can i, cancers are cool, scorpios i can get along with pretty well, it all goes beyond signs, though
Chinese zodiac sign: i'm a cock. does that explain anything?
Number: 7
Short story: meh?
Word: wordification. ruination. huzzah. gimmick. work.
Definition: is a band? huh?
Time period: ancient greecian times...
Dictionary brand: www.dictionary.com?
Series of books: lots of fantasy ones are my favorites
Publishing company: white wolf
Illustrator: christopher shy
Artist: hmmm... salvador dali, hieronymous bosch, edvard munch
Childhood story: greek myths my mom read to me
Childhood memory: drawing smiley faces on the papers my mom was trying to grade for one of her classes... they seemed to think it was cute. she may've not agreed at that time, but she always told me the story and thought it was cute afterwards.
Facial expression: smile
Serial killer: um... that's so twisted.
Medieval torture device: the hook-gimmick scares the fuck out of me.
Instrument: guitar.
Brand of chocolate: lindt
Candy: strawberry marshmallow thingies
Brand of candy: ....hmm... dunno. pocky?
Time of day: 11am
Codename Amour and Adori use: huh?
Letter: huh?
Inside joke: too many. karen's a douche. i don't even LIKE jelly! jelly gives me hives! alison, stop being such a bitch. where's lindsay when i need her? ho-teh-teh... but what if they're NOT ho-teh-teh?
Joke: uh... eh?
Scent: meh?
Onomotapoeia: schluck was a great one
Alliteration: there's been a couple gooders... fucked if i remember
=>The Ideal Mate<=
Hair color: doesn't amtter
Hair length: whatever suits him
Hair style: whatever suits him, hell even if it doesn, it's just hair!
Eye color: doesn't matter
Skin color: not purple?
Any makeup?: on a guy? i'm so done with that scene.
Clothing style: doesn't matter
Shy or outgoing?: meh
Happy or depressed?: if i care about him, that doesn't change it
Funny or serious?: both?
Abusive or kind?: kind (i wanna know who said abusive) <---lol agreed with karla
Respectful or perverted?: perverted for funny, respectful in actions <--- goood answer. doesn't even need to be perverted to be funny
Completely describe their personality: he is what he is, how he is, and i'm not about to try and sum him up in a sentence or two
This is another space if you need it: :P
Ideal height: taller than me or as tall
Ideal weight: meh... done with weighing more than my boyfriends, i'll tell ya that much
Body type: meh... done with guys skinnier than me, i'll tell ya that much
Completely describe their appearances: nosy lil fucker, aren't ya?
This is another space if you need it: ahem.
Cup size or condom size: condom size? are you fucking kidding me? those things can stretch over a person's fist, for fucksakes. b'sides, size doesn't matter as much as skill, in the end. ahem.
Masochistic or sadistic?: preferably as little of either as possible? though he'd have to be slightly masochistic to put up with me.
Conformist or nonconformist?: there's that fucking word again. christ.
Artistic or athletic?: both?
Intellectual or unintelligent?: he's smart and he knows it.
Complex or simple?: i think the term is 'difficult'.
What would their hobbies be?: noooooseeeeyyyyyyyy.
Interests?: wrestling, movies, stuff.
Obsessions: wrestling, i'd say 'me' but... that's scary and we won't go there. obsessions aren't healthy.
Would they hug you often?: maybe
Kiss you often?: maaaaybe
Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?: ahem.
Have you already found your ideal mate?: time will tell
Or as close as someone can get?: time will tell...
Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?: would i? ahem.
Are you in love?: trying not to jump onto that word. it's a heavy word.
What will you do together?: stuff? haha bowling soon?
Your ideal date: being together, doing something we both enjoy... whether it's watching some tv show or movie, or doing inane things like sock-shopping, it's all good
Your ideal wedding: ....one i want with the person i love, and the way that they would want it, too... make sense?
How many kids?: whoa whoa whoa hold the horses now
What will their names be?: horses. holding.
What do you think they would look like?: still holding.
Will you even have kids?: who knows. hence horses and holding.
If not, why?: life?
Will you even get married?: who knows. horses'n'holding?
If no, why?: life?
Are you taken or single?: taken.
=>Dislikes<= (this quiz) <-- love you, karla. i agree.
Least favorite color: uh... yellow? ucky? something? neon?
Animal: meh
Number: meh
President: bush
Actor: meh
Actress: meh
Director: meh
Celebrity: paris hilton?
Artist: modern art people who do stuff like paint an entire canvas one shade of blue and call it 'art'. poseurs.
Illustrator: brothers hildebrandt can kiss my ass.
Poet: ...meh?
Writer: does the rock count? couldn't get through his book.
Band: lots.
Musician: lots.
Singer: fred durst?
Food: black olives are kinda icky
Fruit: semi-allergic to raw apples? that count?
Vegetable: *whine i don't care*
Candy: don't care
Candy bar: don't care
Brand of chocolate: see two above
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coming back to it after another break. fuck this. i feel as if i'm hung over and this thing is pissing me off now. gah.
time now?: 3:58pm
=>This or That<=
Pie or cake?: depends
Pie or 3.14159...?: pie
Chocolate or vanilla?: depends on what. sex-life? ice-cream?
Black or white?: black
Ceiling or floor?: floors are great for standing. ceilings, not so much.
Couch or bed?: mmmm bed.
Cough or sneeze?: gah! neither!
On or off?: depends on what. lights off. guerrilla radio.
Closed or open?: fuck, i got a dirty mind.. with legs wide open...
Brush or comb?: natural bristled-brush. muaha.
Long or short?: uh... long?
Big or small?: uh... what? good lord!
Wet or dry?: depends on WHAT!
Under or over?: *snickerfit* i'm over. with volcano's family. haha. oh. ohlord. death.
Top or bottom?: aye aye aye... so many mitigating circumstances...
Fly or fall?: falling is like flying, but you hit the ground eventually... so falling without ground?
Smile or frown?: smile
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?: preferably joy, though i don't do those often, it at all.
Hot or cold?: tepid?
Warm or cool?: i'd rather be warm.
Rough or smooth?: smooth
Cat or dog?: cat
Snake or bird?: neither?
Shark or T-Rex?: tyranasaurus SEX <-- lol shit, i'll take her answer.
Past or present?: present... or alternate reality
Science fiction or fantasy?: fantasy
Dull or sharp?: sharp. especially wit.
Live forever or die young?: live forever
Books or television?: books. portable. i know exactly what's on. i can pause whenever i want.
Jump or skip?: i suck at jumping, but i do it more.
Fast or slow?: depends on what?
Run or walk?: walk
Guy or girl?: guy
Disney or Warner Brothers?: warner brothers
Belle or Jasmine?: belle
Gaston or Cruella Deville?: lol i like saying 'gaston', too.
Food or friends?: both? simultaneously?
Colors or black and white?: hmmm... depends what. i love black and white photography.
Cute or pretty?: depends. boys are cute. they'd hate being called pretty, i'm sure. especially if it's a purdy mouth.
Good or evil?: no such thing... only shades of grey.
Fruits or vegetables?: i'm a fruit. so fruit.
Milk or juice?: milk and children?
Hot chocolate or gingerale?: depends. lately? ginger ale.
Beer or wine?: wine
Movies or cartoons?: movies
Pillow or blanket?: can't live without both! sooo many!
Moon or stars?: stars
Sky or sea?: sky
Explode or implode? essplode?
=>Odd Questions<=
What color is the bottom of your tongue?: bottom-of-tongue coloured? kinda pinkish reddish with lots of gross blue veins?
Your foot?: what colour is it? ask a stupid question, get a karla-and-alison answer... fuck. it's a fucking foot. it's the colour of my skin. gah.
Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?: dry skin to a crazy extent
Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?: AACK! people do that? eewww!
Do you chew on your homework?: woof.
Pencils?: in my backpack
Do you read the dictionary?: did sometimes when bored... www.dictionary.com count?
Encyclopedia?: wikipedia. when i'm bored and insomnia-ish.
Atlas?: i'm familiar with these things, yes
Road map?: don't. remind me. of their. existence.
Do you memorize random facts?: yep
Do you stalk anyone?: sid sylum. i mean... errr... ahem...
Does anyone stalk you?: sid sylum. he's always there! training, wrestling, boston pizza, god, it's getting creepy!
Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?: can't say i have
Do you dust your lawn?: no.. but my ex swept the lawn? that count? i laughed at him and got video-footage? that count? pleeeaaase?
Do you collect dust?: my apartment does, yes.
Lint?: in my belly button, on my socks, in my pockets...
Baby teeth?: my mom had a bunch of mine... now they're somewhere in a drawer of mine somewhere.
Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?: no... i couldn't even do private dance with no contact without feeling weird about it. i don't know how they do it. they almost amaze me, actually.
Do you wish prostitution was legal?: hell yes! it would protect everyone! it would help stop spread of STD's due to laws about regular testing! god yeah!
Do you use lotion on your feet?: sometimes
Do you have problems with Canadians?: plenty. including myself. though i'm polish, but i may as well be canadian for all everything is concerned.
Mexicans?: don't know enough to have problems with them.
Americans?: some of them, yes. some of them are good friends of mine.
The French?: don't know many if any
The English?: don't know many, but the few... err... daniel... that i know, are awesome.
Have you ever played a kazoo?: *sighs* no. long live the 'zoo.
Have you ever shot someone?: no
Something?: no
How many pairs of underwear do you own?: like, alot. wearing it is a whole other question <-- same as rawrla.
Jeans?: hmmm... 6. 3 of which i wear regularly.
What ring size are you?: no clue. my hands are pretty big for a chick, though.
Belt size?: l or xl i think
Have you ever gotten anything amputated?: no
Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?: no
Do you eat a lot?: sometimes. and badly.
Do you get excited over cameras?: sometimes, i guess.
Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?: no
Poison?: every rose has it's thorn... *serenades badly*
Knives?: in a drawer
Cheese?: godyeah.
Penguins?: pretty cool lil creatures
Bald people?: sure. especially bald billy's. billy corgan, billy howerdel... mainly billy howerdel. frickin genius.
Scrawny African children?: should i send sandwiches that i don't finish in the mail, now?
Midgets?: bruce is pretty cool... him and scotty chasing each other around cherry bay was fucking hilarious. "excuse me, i seem to have lost my midget" is by far one of the most insane things i've ever had the pleasure of saying.
Pirates?: dammit, i keep missing smackdown, i haven't seen burchill's pirate gimmick yet!!!!! shiver me timbers! walk the plank! commandeer, nautical term.
Corny jokes?: yeah
Are you a virgin?: hahahahaaaaa. no.
Are you a hermaphrodite?: for both mine and my boyfriend's sake, i hope not!
Do you tie string to your teeth?: been there, done that. didn't get the damn tooth out. there goes THAT sitcom crap.
Do you bite yourself?: sometimes
Cut yourself?: i'm a clutz. yeah.
Do you get cold sores often?: no
Do you have a cold right now?: a bit of one, yeah
Do you suffer from chronic migraines?: no
Do you like to touch sharp objects?: no
Do you have a twitching problem?: no
Are you homicidal?: nah, just sociopathic tendencies?
What do you do on the computer?: look for porn. duh.
Anything your parents should know about?: my dad might want to know i exist? and vice versa?
Are you happy with your life?: sometimes
Is everybody else happy with your life?: um... i don't know. i know there's parts of things that aren't approved of by some people, and some of those things, i care about, and some i don't?
Do you like 100% white grape juice?: meh. i like mixed ones better.
Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?: sure
How big is the universe?: pretty f'n big
What's the logic behind your answer?: it's pretty f'n obviously big?
How many hours of sleep do you get every night?: 6-12
What do you dream about?: random things. wrestling. people.
Anything your parents should know about?: i think my existence and my dad summed it up?
Do you fall for Internet advertisements?: no
Do you enjoy bungee jumping?: never tried
Do you have AIM?: yes
MSN?: yes
YIM?: no
A Neopets account?: no
A Vampirefreaks account?: huh? there is such a thing? well, no. www.nakedgrumble.com?
A Quizilla account?: no
A Bzoink account?: no
Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?: sometimes... i try and get my cats to hunt them, it doesn't work. *sigh*
Do you get attacked by ladybugs?: no
Are you scared of everything that breathes?: no
Doesn't breathe?: no
Are you scared of anything at all?: lots of random things. werewolves for one. loss of people. loss.
What?: *cups hand to ear* WHAT? .... WHAT? .... WHAT? .... hehehehehehe me and Faith did that for far too long in a chat one day. we're insane.
Which cardinal direction do you like best?: not discriminatory toward directions.
Do you have a life?: i guess... i think it's pretty day-to-day and boring aside from random dancing and wrestling bits, but i guess that's interesting.
Do you have a microphone on your computer?: no
A webcam?: no
A scanner?: yes
A printer?: yes
A cordless mouse?: yes
Does your mouse light up?: yes
Are you scared of mice?: no
What kind of computer do you have?: some sort of home pc, and a compaq laptop of some sort.
Were you ever physically abused?: yes
Verbally?: yes
Sexually?: yes
Do you wish you were a fish?: we're just two lost souls swimming in a fish-bowl.. year after year... same old fear. wish you were here. ahem.
A cat?: sure
A dog?: why not? seems like fun.
Do you have a cell phone?: yes
What kind is it?: an old samsung flip-phone with lcd, no colour. god and they expected me to work Comm in future shop. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Do you weasel out of things?: at times
Do your teachers like you?: some?
Do your parents like you?: uh... i'm sure my mom still loves me, wherever she went after that whole death thing.
Do your siblings like you?: not applicable
Does karma, if it exists, love you?: sometimes
Did you have a tail when you were born?: not that i'm aware of
Do you enjoy school?: parts of it
Do you sleep under or over the covers?: under
Do you sleep in a bed?: yes
Do you catch yourself floating at times?: i wish! tried to do out-of-body stuff for a while, failed. i might do it when i'm about to fall asleep or something crazy like that, but awareness is pretty low at that point.
Are you a packrat?: yes
Do you know HTML or CSS?: used to know html well enough to make webpages. not anymore.
Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?: no
Do you shy away from social situations?: sometimes
Are you obsessed with shiny things?: some
Are you at least attracted to them?: vinyl!!!!
Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?: too far away. no idea.
Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?: ooo... i'll put that on my to-do list! yeah! rock'n'roll!
Do you label other people?: sometimes
Are you proud?: sometimes
Do you like scrambled eggs?: yes
=>How bad can I make you Look?<=
Do you wash your hands frequently?: yeah
Do you wet the bed?: no
What age did you stop?: past potty training age. fuck off.
Do you lie a lot?: yeah... especially to myself.
Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?: no
Brush your hair?: lots. especially when i'm dancing or doing anything performance-ish, reffing and such.
Do you use deoderant?: god yes. couldn't live without it.
Do you masturbate?: yep
How often?: depends
Are you an alcoholic?: no
A druggie?: no
Do you drink illegally?: no
Do you wear underwear?: not usually
Do you change your underwear frequently?: when i wear it, yeah, daily
Are you a coward?: sometimes
A loser?: yes
An idiot?: i have my moments
Do you chatspeak?: on the odd occasion. never texting.
Are you a bad friend?: sometimes
Are you untrustworthy?: i don't know
Unreliable?: sometimes?
Do you pick your nose?: eh, sometimes.
Are you imperfect?: duh
Ugly?: nah
Do you have bad hair?: it's damaged and it's growing out, it's... weird.
A big nose?: no
Are you shallow?: i can be
Greedy?: to an effect
Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?: that's awful. i fear uttering those words, because i feel like they've been cheapened by misuse.
Do you have any /important/ talents?: "important"? i don't know.
Do you burp often?: sometimes
Are you impolite?: sometimes, i'm a flat-out bitch
Disrespectful?: sometimes, i'm a flat-out bitch
Sadistic?: in some ways, yeah
Are you a pansy?: in some ways, yeah
Are you a conformist? (Hot Topic is a mainstream store, by the way.): "conformist" is such a general silly term that's not easily defined. one of the most unique people i know doesn't "look" it. hey, cover, book, judging! whoohoo! fuck off.
Are you a fan of George W. Bush?: no
Do you have buck teeth?: no
Acne?: now and then, a zit or two, but nothing major
Mental illnesses?: possibly? who knows.
Are you fake?: everything's a work.
Does your breath smell?: i smoke. so yeah.
Do you have a strong body odor?: i hope not?
Do you have bad teeth?: they look pretty good, but they're neglected.
Do you have a bull ring through your nose?: no
Are you overweight?: no
Anorexic?: no
Bulimic?: no
Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?: no
A tattoo?: yes
Are you a wannabe?: i'm a wannabe wrestler?
Do you get bad grades?: when i didn't try, yeah
What's your IQ level?: according to an internet quiz, 126
Are you a bad guesser?: haha not on tests
Are you slow?: i can be
Are you bad at reading people?: sometimes
Are you too nice for your own good?: doubtful
Do you have a lot of friends?: no
Do you give in easily?: sometimes. sometimes the opposite.
Are you stubborn?: yes
Are you annoying?: probably
Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?: sometimes, depends on the definition and perception.
Are you a necrophilliac?: no
Are you incestual?: no
Is your room messy?: yes
Do you make fun of other people?: yes
Do you respect your body?: to some extent
Are you arrogant?: i can be
Do you have low self-esteem?: yes
Are you unique?: maybe?
Are your hands clammy?: not at the moment
Are you short?: no
Are you freakishly tall?: nah, just tall
Do you like Simple Plan?: ugh. no.
=>Beliefs<=
Do you believe in God?: the possibility of a god-like entity.
Do you believe in magic?: yes
True love?: yes
Heaven?: not "Heaven".
Hell?: not "Hell".
Satan?: ugh. just invented as a perversion of the pagan horned god in order to make pagans 'evil'.
The Lord and Lady?: not familiar with the concept.
The Goddess?: like God... the possibility of a god-like entity. i don't think my idea of what "God" would be would have a gender at all.
The Greek Gods or Goddesses?: in some way, as a manifestation of different aspects of a God-like entity.
The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?: above.
Are you an atheist?: i think 'agnostic' is the proper term, though i'm not 'religious', i have beliefs of a sort. or ideas. ideas are better.
Agnostic?: look up?
Do you believe in fairies?: i hate ferries.
Dragons?: possible they may've existed or do exist... somewhere.
Unicorns?: same
Gollums?: Gollum rocks.
Santa?: no
The Easter Bunny?: no
The Tooth Fairy?: no
Pixies?: spirits? sure.
Phoenixes?: could be possible. somewhere. somehow. sometime.
Elves?: wish i was a Mirkwood elf.
Dwarves?: *sighs* arguing with them is so pointless.
Mermaids?: possible?
Karma?:yes
Immortality?: maybe
Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?: not familiar with them, but again, manifestations.
Mayan Gods?: above.
Incan Gods?: above above.
Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?: wow... there's a concept i've touched upon but haven't thought too much about... much like quantum physics, it'll make my head hurt.
Do you believe in life on other planets?: yes
Do you believe in parallel universes?: yeah... quantum physics. head hurty.
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Do you believe that black holes are time portals?: could be
Do you believe in Eternity?: yes
Do you believe in evolution?: yes
Do you believe in life after death?: some sort of 'life', reincarnation seems to make most sense to me
What happens to us after we die?: look above. karla, you scare me sometimes ;)
Do you believe in superheroes?: they're ordinary people doing extraordinary things.
Super villains?: everything's perception, they might THINK they're doing good
Do you believe in Fate?: to an effect
That everything has a purpose?: yes
Do you believe that everything revolves around money?: in this society, a lot does
Sex?: huh? do i 'believe' in sex? or is this just random?
Love?: it's out there, in there...
Success?: eventually?
Making yourself happy?: yes
Making others happy?: yes
Religion?: meh
Politics?: meh
Do you believe in miracles?: 'miracle' is such a strange, religiously-tainted word.
Angels?: no
Demons?: kinda
Ghosts?: yes
Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?: perhaps even more than one, due to odds and human population
Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?: yes
Do you believe in selfessness at all?: yes
Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?: in a way... focusing energy can do things.
Do you believe that the means justify the ends?: that's a little too open-ended there
Do you believe that anything can happen?: i don't believe that i will ever give birth to a cat. so no. *headshake* yeesh.
=>The Basics<=
Name: alison
Age: 24
Gender: female
Happy with it?: sometimes?
Eye color: greenish with yellowish around the pupils
Happy with it?: sure
If not, what would you change it to?: meh
Hair color: naturally? light brownish... goes lighter in the summer
Happy with it?: not really, hence why i dye it
If not, what would you change it to?: kinda missing all-black again, but i can't pull it off as well anymore
Hair length: short... not even to my shoulders
Hair style: none, it just 'is'.
Have you ever dyed your hair?: yes
What color?: lord. lots. even 'accidental blue'.
Do you dye your hair frequently?: yes
Has it ever gotten damaged?: ohgodyes.
Are you clean-shaven?: uh... no.
What's your body type?: athletic-ish
Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?: kinda stubby
Thin or full lips?: fullish? karla... yours are full, don't be silly.
Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?: not sure, my friend frank was helping me dye it, and she said it's thick, but i'm not buying it. it's... kinda 'there'.
Have you ever had lice?: no
How old were you?: n/a
Nicknames: too many
Happy with them?: some
Aliases: Sascha Sexiana, Anya, Jobsquadmember, Geek_Chorus... yeah. lots. i've even responded to character-names from rp'ing. sooo... Malice, Elizabeth, Mika, Rue ('Panther'), Miriam
What made you choose them?: a bunch of thought? "Anya" is a take on my mom's name
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?: don't know. something polish. i was almost named "Natalia".
Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?: not mike or chris? too many of 'em.
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?: yes
What heritage does your first name imply?: shoot first name... eastern european
Middle name?: none
Last name?: polish
Place of birth: gdansk (danzig), poland
Date of birth: august 7 1981
Nationality: polish
Were you named after anyone?: supposedly a saint. haven't heard of it, though.
Who?: see above
What side of the family does your name come from?: huh? last name? dad's, duh?
Did your parents immigrate?: we all did
How about your grandparents?: no
Your great grandparents?: no
Farther back into your family?: no
Where did they emmigrate from?: poland
Where did they immigrate to?: canada
Skin color: pale
What's your facial structure like?: recognizeably european, apparently? some mistake me for part-asian, though. which is odd.
Height: 6'
Happy with it?: sure
Weight: 150
Happy with it?: eh.
How old are your parents?: my dad? i forget. my mom? not appliceable.
What's your father's name?: przemyslaw
Your mother's?: anna
Do you have any siblings?: no
How old are they?: na
What are their names?: na
Do you get along with your family?: na
Do you wish they were different?: yeah. wish my mom was alive. is that 'different'?
Were you ever abused by any member of your family?: yes
Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?: it was seen as 'betrayal' when i filed the police report on my dad?
Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?: kinda? i was disowned, and chose to make it mutual?
If so, why?: well, shit, who doesn't want an abusive alcoholic father who after the daughter leaves the house begins to take it out on his wife?
Who do you get along with most?: family-wise? it was my mom. other family's either also dead or back in poland, beyond communication.
=>Favorites<=
Color: black
Month: september/october
Year: not sure
Decade: eh
Century: eh
Millenium: eh
Animal: cats
Movie: if i really really had to pick... LOTR Trilogy.
Book: dammit. that's also tough. right now, Wheel of Time series.
River: coquitlam. though i hate parts of it, it's... a part of my memories of growing up and being a stupid teenager and such.
Lake: sasamat. just because it's there. accessible.
Ocean: hmmm... that's silly.
Country: i like here
City: not sure
State: can't say, haven't been to any but washington state
Province: bc
Place to go in your neighborhood: is victoria neighbourhood-ish?
Person: varies. these days, it's between boyfriend, sylum and ... um... shit. i'd say jen, but i haven't seen her in months.
Relative: mom
Pet: um... but... i love 'em all for their own silly ways...
Actor: probably viggo mortensen at the moment
Actress: angelina jolie
Celebrity: uh... Bryan Danielson count?
Musician: trent reznor
Singer: trent reznor
Band: nine inch nails
Movie genre: drama, i guess
Book genre: fantasy
Play genre: can't say
Play: haven't really seen any in ever
Musical: *shudder*
Poem: have to read more poetry to say... "A Night In the Royal Ontario Museum" i think it was called by Margaret Atwood was a long-time favorite of mine, though.
Writer: in some ways, Tolkien, in some ways, other fantasy writers.
Song: at the moment... hell, even at the moment, i'm not sure
Sport: professional wrestling
Drink: coke
Food: right now? pizza.
Brand of cereal: stupid high-grain crisp stuff even though it's not sugary and not bad for me. i'm just silly.
Candy bar: at the moment, skor
Disney princess: meh
Disney prince: meh
Disney villain: Scar.
Disney character: Scar.
CD: "With Teeth" - Nine Inch Nails
Director: ooooo... damn. peter jackson, kevin smith, others who's names i probably can't remember, so i won't try at the moment
Videogame: super street fighter II turbo. all the way. always.
Computer game: none?
Game: eh?
Board game: trivial pursuit, i guess... though i'd want to play LOTR trivial pursuit, wanted to buy it, but no one would play with me. *pout*
Word game: scrabble (karla: coolish is still a word :D )
Clothing style: big. comfortable. not leather.
Truth or dare question: huh?
Fairy tale: the little mermaid, but the original one, not the watered down one.
Lullaby: none?
Holiday: eh. halloween?
Mythological creature: elves!!!!!!!!!
Miscellaneous item: anything that plays music
Storybook character: eh
Movie character: gollum
Play character: if shakespearean plays count... Mercutio.
Musical character: bah.
College: man, that'd be nice...
Football team: i hate 'sports'.
Soccer team: fuck 'sports'.
Tennis player: i think karla meant monica seles, but a lot of them do the loud "UUUGHHHH" noise. my parents used to watch a LOT.
Hockey team: bah. 'sports'
Basketball team: ahem.
Baseball team: hint?
Swimmer: fuck?
Track star: off! thank you!
Vegetable: po-tay-toes.
Fruit: berries of types
Toothpaste brand: crest
Type of computer: not a mac
Medication: big N small y GIANT FUCKING Q!!!!
Poison: like every cowboy sings a sad sad song... *continues seranading*
Type of sword: scimitar
Type of gun: haha squirt. yeah. that works for me.
Planet: earth, i guess. never been on any other. dur.
Space feature: the ability to make you feel sooooooo small even if your old best friend says "but... you're taller than me!" in response. *headshake*
Breed of cat: domestic short-hair, i guess.
Dog: meh. mutts are cool.
Spider: the not in my house kind <-- i'll agree with karla there
Fish: edible.
Penguin: not in my house!
Species of crustacean: prawn
Arachnid: still spiders... <--ditto.
Insect: not. in. my. house.
Pair of socks: black ones. sport ones. yeah.
Scooby-Doo character: i hate scooby doo <--agreed.
Spongebob Squarepants character: Gary! *meow*
Quote: im gonna punch you in the fucking neck <--- lol karla!!!!!!! i'll do ya one better... "punch in the teeth".
Adage: meh
President: meh
Astrological sign: other leos can be a pain, as can i, cancers are cool, scorpios i can get along with pretty well, it all goes beyond signs, though
Chinese zodiac sign: i'm a cock. does that explain anything?
Number: 7
Short story: meh?
Word: wordification. ruination. huzzah. gimmick. work.
Definition: is a band? huh?
Time period: ancient greecian times...
Dictionary brand: www.dictionary.com?
Series of books: lots of fantasy ones are my favorites
Publishing company: white wolf
Illustrator: christopher shy
Artist: hmmm... salvador dali, hieronymous bosch, edvard munch
Childhood story: greek myths my mom read to me
Childhood memory: drawing smiley faces on the papers my mom was trying to grade for one of her classes... they seemed to think it was cute. she may've not agreed at that time, but she always told me the story and thought it was cute afterwards.
Facial expression: smile
Serial killer: um... that's so twisted.
Medieval torture device: the hook-gimmick scares the fuck out of me.
Instrument: guitar.
Brand of chocolate: lindt
Candy: strawberry marshmallow thingies
Brand of candy: ....hmm... dunno. pocky?
Time of day: 11am
Codename Amour and Adori use: huh?
Letter: huh?
Inside joke: too many. karen's a douche. i don't even LIKE jelly! jelly gives me hives! alison, stop being such a bitch. where's lindsay when i need her? ho-teh-teh... but what if they're NOT ho-teh-teh?
Joke: uh... eh?
Scent: meh?
Onomotapoeia: schluck was a great one
Alliteration: there's been a couple gooders... fucked if i remember
=>The Ideal Mate<=
Hair color: doesn't amtter
Hair length: whatever suits him
Hair style: whatever suits him, hell even if it doesn, it's just hair!
Eye color: doesn't matter
Skin color: not purple?
Any makeup?: on a guy? i'm so done with that scene.
Clothing style: doesn't matter
Shy or outgoing?: meh
Happy or depressed?: if i care about him, that doesn't change it
Funny or serious?: both?
Abusive or kind?: kind (i wanna know who said abusive) <---lol agreed with karla
Respectful or perverted?: perverted for funny, respectful in actions <--- goood answer. doesn't even need to be perverted to be funny
Completely describe their personality: he is what he is, how he is, and i'm not about to try and sum him up in a sentence or two
This is another space if you need it: :P
Ideal height: taller than me or as tall
Ideal weight: meh... done with weighing more than my boyfriends, i'll tell ya that much
Body type: meh... done with guys skinnier than me, i'll tell ya that much
Completely describe their appearances: nosy lil fucker, aren't ya?
This is another space if you need it: ahem.
Cup size or condom size: condom size? are you fucking kidding me? those things can stretch over a person's fist, for fucksakes. b'sides, size doesn't matter as much as skill, in the end. ahem.
Masochistic or sadistic?: preferably as little of either as possible? though he'd have to be slightly masochistic to put up with me.
Conformist or nonconformist?: there's that fucking word again. christ.
Artistic or athletic?: both?
Intellectual or unintelligent?: he's smart and he knows it.
Complex or simple?: i think the term is 'difficult'.
What would their hobbies be?: noooooseeeeyyyyyyyy.
Interests?: wrestling, movies, stuff.
Obsessions: wrestling, i'd say 'me' but... that's scary and we won't go there. obsessions aren't healthy.
Would they hug you often?: maybe
Kiss you often?: maaaaybe
Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?: ahem.
Have you already found your ideal mate?: time will tell
Or as close as someone can get?: time will tell...
Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?: would i? ahem.
Are you in love?: trying not to jump onto that word. it's a heavy word.
What will you do together?: stuff? haha bowling soon?
Your ideal date: being together, doing something we both enjoy... whether it's watching some tv show or movie, or doing inane things like sock-shopping, it's all good
Your ideal wedding: ....one i want with the person i love, and the way that they would want it, too... make sense?
How many kids?: whoa whoa whoa hold the horses now
What will their names be?: horses. holding.
What do you think they would look like?: still holding.
Will you even have kids?: who knows. hence horses and holding.
If not, why?: life?
Will you even get married?: who knows. horses'n'holding?
If no, why?: life?
Are you taken or single?: taken.
=>Dislikes<= (this quiz) <-- love you, karla. i agree.
Least favorite color: uh... yellow? ucky? something? neon?
Animal: meh
Number: meh
President: bush
Actor: meh
Actress: meh
Director: meh
Celebrity: paris hilton?
Artist: modern art people who do stuff like paint an entire canvas one shade of blue and call it 'art'. poseurs.
Illustrator: brothers hildebrandt can kiss my ass.
Poet: ...meh?
Writer: does the rock count? couldn't get through his book.
Band: lots.
Musician: lots.
Singer: fred durst?
Food: black olives are kinda icky
Fruit: semi-allergic to raw apples? that count?
Vegetable: *whine i don't care*
Candy: don't care
Candy bar: don't care
Brand of chocolate: see two above
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coming back to it after another break. fuck this. i feel as if i'm hung over and this thing is pissing me off now. gah.