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Darth: Hey Jabba, how are you?
Jabba: Eh, ok. How's the wife and kids?
Darth: Jabba you know that's a touchy subject..
Jabba: Oh, yes. Sorry.
*Awkward Silence*
Jabba: I've missed you.
Darth: Um.. wanna make out?
Jabba: I thought you'd never ask.
*Awkward silence*
Darth: Jabba, I love you.
Jabba: Oh Darth, do you mean it?
Darth: Yes. Will you marry me?
Jabba: Of course, honey-bunch.
Yoda: Dearly beloved, gathered we are today, to marry Jabba and Darth, yes! Too good for this, am I. Skip ahead I will. Jabba, kiss the bride you may, yes!
And they lived happily ever after.