Put down your crackpipes and your beer-bongs for one second, this shit's important.
My good man Craig has opened up his own MSN blog -
go and read it or fail at life. Notice the Cardiacs reference in the username. I love Cardiacs. I met a man who didn't like Cardiacs once.
That's right, I killed him. Look how happy his relatives are at what I did. They both tried to pay me for my services but I declined. Murder should not be for profit.
So in a nutshell, read Craig's blog.