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Today i went to croydon...oh the joys of it. Chav central...
A small patch of greenery can be found, “park hill park”, inhabited by an increasingly growing ‘chav’ population, who are often found intimating elderly people innocently walking their dogs, or mugging unsuspecting pre-teens taking a short-cut through what can only be assumed to be a park. A teenage mother can usually be found by the play area, clutching her pram, a packet of Mayfair’s in one hand, a can of carling in the other, dressed up in her ‘classy’’ pink velour tracksuit and sporting a ‘flash’ pair of Reebok classics or Nike dunks. There children in an equally admirable fashion, an all in one Burberry baby suit.
Croydon is renowned for its night life, they more or less encourage underage drinking, and with a wide range of night clubs, with ‘optimum’ safety, only the occasional shooting, and an age range from 11-19, it is an ‘ideal’ clubbing spot.
When it comes culture, Croydon has it down to a tee, it may not be the best place to visit if you like to dine and fine wine but if your looking for a good kebab and the latest range of fake designer gear, then its well worth that £1.50 bus fare. *note sarcasm* XD