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please may i have the attention of the class....today's assignment lick some ass!!!
NEWS FLASH...NEWS FLASH...It has been confirmed that Jax failed to seduce her man in Hyde Park!
I am disappointed....ashamed even to be informed that Jax failed to take notice of my words of wisdom...Hyde Park...the perfect destination, hand selected from a number of the most desirable celebrity hot spots...shafted aside for.... (i dunno but some boring shit hole)
Jax refused to tell me the true destination...afraid i wud be 'o so mean' as to put up our private conversations on the web...i therefore decided to concuct my own story of what i believed to have happened that fateful night ..."jax went to the G.A.Y club with her man ...they got down and dirty with a couple of tall dark leggy big busted strangers...before continuing on to a private party back at incredibly hunky and butch sarah's house"
I first became aware of this atrocious news just after 8.30 pm today when the following conversation took place
jax- come on we had a convo about sex in the park for gods sake!
jax- which didn't happen btw
jo- Oh no....why eva not.....o god jax u did it rong didnt you...u jumped him before u got to the memorial fountain...now let me talk you through this again....u take him into Hyde Park... make him feel at ease...u splash around a bit in the fountain...make him feel relaxed...you take a stroll up the path...make him feel comfortable...you watch the birds.....birds....birds ....birds...birds....and now you jump him and have rampant sex!
Now i know we have all been greatly saddened by this news...in time you sha'll begin to come to terms with it...maybe even take a stroll in Hyde Park youself without being over-come with emotion...however till then...im sure jax will provide you with the details of her councillor, psychologist and the contact number for Sarah the butch lesbian prostitute...
NEWS FLASH...NEWS FLASH...It has been confirmed that Jax failed to seduce her man in Hyde Park!
I am disappointed....ashamed even to be informed that Jax failed to take notice of my words of wisdom...Hyde Park...the perfect destination, hand selected from a number of the most desirable celebrity hot spots...shafted aside for.... (i dunno but some boring shit hole)
Jax refused to tell me the true destination...afraid i wud be 'o so mean' as to put up our private conversations on the web...i therefore decided to concuct my own story of what i believed to have happened that fateful night ..."jax went to the G.A.Y club with her man ...they got down and dirty with a couple of tall dark leggy big busted strangers...before continuing on to a private party back at incredibly hunky and butch sarah's house"
I first became aware of this atrocious news just after 8.30 pm today when the following conversation took place
jax- come on we had a convo about sex in the park for gods sake!
jax- which didn't happen btw
jo- Oh no....why eva not.....o god jax u did it rong didnt you...u jumped him before u got to the memorial fountain...now let me talk you through this again....u take him into Hyde Park... make him feel at ease...u splash around a bit in the fountain...make him feel relaxed...you take a stroll up the path...make him feel comfortable...you watch the birds.....birds....birds ....birds...birds....and now you jump him and have rampant sex!
Now i know we have all been greatly saddened by this news...in time you sha'll begin to come to terms with it...maybe even take a stroll in Hyde Park youself without being over-come with emotion...however till then...im sure jax will provide you with the details of her councillor, psychologist and the contact number for Sarah the butch lesbian prostitute...