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B-I-Oh-'ell-Oh-Gee-Why....its just biology!!!
So today...the alarm went off at 8...and i thought "fuck that" and went back to sleep...only to be woken again at 9 by billybillybumbum (my cat)...wretching and being sick all over the floor...turns out he ate another one of my sisters bra's (its an addiciton i know- thats about the 11th one)...neway he has to go to the vets...and will prob have to have a pill so it will come out the other end instead...i know...i know..im talking about my cat shitting my sisters bra out...(but its about the most exciting thing in my life at the moment....now thats sayin sumfin)
So today was the dreaded biology exam...(what more can you say other than.....shit...bloody shit..) ...and to wind up a brilliant day me, claudia, hannah and mia stop in tescos on our way home so claudia could buy a lottery ticket (go claudia...IT'S YA BIRTHDAY)...so claudias waving her "I'm 16" balloon in the air..covered in all her " I'm 16" badges...she hands her lottery ticket over...and the dopey cow behind the checkout say's "ummmm...how old are you?"...so claudia indicates towards the balloon and the dopey cow says "can i see some identification" neway in the end we have to shamefully walk out the shop because none of us have any...so claudia and hannah trot off home and mia and I walk to the bus stop outside tesco..only to be told by emma we've jsut missed the bus...and then it suddenly hits me i have a gym pass in my bag...which has my photo and birthdate on it...so iv'e finally a use for the the gym pass which has been gathering dust in my bag for many a month...i storm back into the shop with mia...slam it down at the checkout and ask to have claudia's lottery ticket ...and the dopey cow says "do you have a passport or birth certificate on you?" (WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TAKE YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE ON YOUR WEEKLY SHOPPING TRIP TO TESCO'S) ...fuming i continue to wave the gym pass widly in front of her face and the dopey cow's only reply is "we dont accept fake ID here!!!"....in the end me and mia have to retreat from the shop...(it was either that or be escorted out)...im still in total shock...it may take several years of therapy to recover...not only did i not get the lottery ticket...but we were accused of going to the great lengths of buying a birthday balloon and forging a gym pass to get the bloody thing (and to be honest if i was gonna forge a fake ID...i would have at least used a better picture of me!)...i then missed a second bus...as emma pointed out again to me on leaving the shop...and had to get the 60 home which requires a mile and a half walk...so yeah all in all im all smiles and happiness today ...
So today...the alarm went off at 8...and i thought "fuck that" and went back to sleep...only to be woken again at 9 by billybillybumbum (my cat)...wretching and being sick all over the floor...turns out he ate another one of my sisters bra's (its an addiciton i know- thats about the 11th one)...neway he has to go to the vets...and will prob have to have a pill so it will come out the other end instead...i know...i know..im talking about my cat shitting my sisters bra out...(but its about the most exciting thing in my life at the moment....now thats sayin sumfin)
So today was the dreaded biology exam...(what more can you say other than.....shit...bloody shit..) ...and to wind up a brilliant day me, claudia, hannah and mia stop in tescos on our way home so claudia could buy a lottery ticket (go claudia...IT'S YA BIRTHDAY)...so claudias waving her "I'm 16" balloon in the air..covered in all her " I'm 16" badges...she hands her lottery ticket over...and the dopey cow behind the checkout say's "ummmm...how old are you?"...so claudia indicates towards the balloon and the dopey cow says "can i see some identification" neway in the end we have to shamefully walk out the shop because none of us have any...so claudia and hannah trot off home and mia and I walk to the bus stop outside tesco..only to be told by emma we've jsut missed the bus...and then it suddenly hits me i have a gym pass in my bag...which has my photo and birthdate on it...so iv'e finally a use for the the gym pass which has been gathering dust in my bag for many a month...i storm back into the shop with mia...slam it down at the checkout and ask to have claudia's lottery ticket ...and the dopey cow says "do you have a passport or birth certificate on you?" (WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TAKE YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE ON YOUR WEEKLY SHOPPING TRIP TO TESCO'S) ...fuming i continue to wave the gym pass widly in front of her face and the dopey cow's only reply is "we dont accept fake ID here!!!"....in the end me and mia have to retreat from the shop...(it was either that or be escorted out)...im still in total shock...it may take several years of therapy to recover...not only did i not get the lottery ticket...but we were accused of going to the great lengths of buying a birthday balloon and forging a gym pass to get the bloody thing (and to be honest if i was gonna forge a fake ID...i would have at least used a better picture of me!)...i then missed a second bus...as emma pointed out again to me on leaving the shop...and had to get the 60 home which requires a mile and a half walk...so yeah all in all im all smiles and happiness today ...