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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, princessparadox (-5000 points). In September I set bluefish315's puppy on fire (-66 points). In May story_of_t and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Tuesday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Monday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5817 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
joannablack
It seems crazy that all I deserve for that stuff is a moldy sandwich!