Voicemail for Joanna Stayton
"This is Joanna Stayton. If you have this number you must be at least of some mild importance to me. You will state your name. You will leave a brief message. If you don't understand the meaning of brief, hang up, look it up, and phone again. You will also leave exact means on how you can be contacted. If you fail to do any of these things, your commique will be discarded. I don't have time to stand about and listen to Andrew prattle on about incompetent people and incomplete voice messages."
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