23 Griffin Way, Wednesday Evening

[joanna_stayton]

The mansion was looking as large as ever.  Joanna was expecting someone -- a young man she had hired to entertain her for the evening.  To prep herself, she was imbibing massive quantities of ridiculously expensive champagne and having a smoke out by the pool while Andrew gave her a pedicure.

[ooc: Joanna is waiting for someone particular, but

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[george_m_bluth]

He was a little more than anxious and he decided against the banana suit. No need to sweat unnecessarily. In his hands he carried three large bananas. He figured the lady could take her pick.

George Michael stared up at the large house and he wondered if it was real. He knocked on the door and smoothed one palm down his shirt. He hoped he looked all right.

[joanna_stayton]

After a long few minutes, Andrew answered the door. He surveyed George Michael with his usual indifference. The bananas, however, did illicit a raised eyebrow.

With a shrug, Andrew waved George Michael through the door and gestured down a long hallway that led out to the pool.

[george_m_bluth]

"Uh. Hi." This woman was married? Eh. Guess that was okay. George Michael might be married too.

He walked slowly down the hallway, looking at everything until he came to the pool area, then his eyes found and locked on the beautiful blonde woman.

"Hi. I'm here."

[joanna_stayton]

It was a warm day, so Joanna was dressed appropriately. That is to say, she was wearing a red bikini, a good deal of diamond jewelry, and sunglasses.

She looked over at the boy. Gesturing at a silver bucket with iced champagne, she said, "Have a drink."

[ooc:This time as the right character, OMG!,]

[george_m_bluth]

There was champagne? Wow. It was hard to take his eyes off of her bikini-self but he managed as he set the bananas down and poured himself a glass. "I had a beer at Caritas. Dick introduced me to it. Different, but I liked it."

"You look, uh, nice."

(Hee! I keep waiting for that to happen to me!)

[joanna_stayton]

"Well of course I do," Joanna stated.

"It will be getting dark soon. I enjoy a good nighttime swim. Did you bring a suit?"

[george_m_bluth]

"No. I didn't realize..." he stared at her and took a drink of his bubbly. He's always wanted to say that out loud. "Bubbly is good."

[joanna_stayton]

Joanna stood up and walked over to refill her empty glass. When she got close to George Michael, she removed her sunglass and looked him over. She didn't look very pleased with what she saw.

Then she noticed the bananas. "You actually brought bananas?"

[george_m_bluth]

He looked down at himself then at her. He was wearing a button up shirt and nice pants. What did she look at him like that for? He didn't own a pair of speedos.

"Yeah and chocolate. I thought... I mean... they're big."

[joanna_stayton]

Joanna filled her glass with champagne, downed it, and filled it again.

She picked up the bananas. "They certainly are," she commented, a slight wicked gleam in her eyes.

"So John Michael, have you ever been with a woman?" Joanna doesn't beat about the bush.

[george_m_bluth]

"George," he said with a little grin. "It's George Michael." But he was blushing because who cared about a name in the face of... well, womanhood and possibly...sex.

"Does second base count?"

[joanna_stayton]

"Second base? I have no idea what you're talking about," she lied.

Then she was hit by a realization: he was a virgin. She took a moment to consult her morales before continuing.

"Do you like caviar?" Joanna inquired. "It can be a very potent aphrodisiac if it's expensive enough." And her caviar was extremely expensive.

[ooc: SP for the journey home and a little quick shopping!]

[george_m_bluth]

What was she saying? That she was a virgin too? That was very hard to believe.

"I've never had it. I mean I've been around and at parties where it has been served but I've never had it. An... aphrodisiac?" George Michael swallowed the lump in his throat.

[joanna_stayton]

Joanna picked up a small bell next to the ice bucket and rang it a few times. "Well, you must try it," she stated. "I'll also have them bring out some raw oysters. They're renowned for their ability to get the blood flowing to all the right areas." And yes, she did just glance right at George Michael's crotch.

[george_m_bluth]

Oh dear god. It was making sense now. The money, the bananas, the chocolate... the blood flowing to the right spots!

George Michael put his hands over himself and stared at her, his mouth falling open slightly. "Yeah. Okay. Cause if they're good for you..."

[joanna_stayton]

The hand position caused Joanna to quirk an eyebrow.

She walked over to the pool and bent over to run her finger tips through the water, glancing back over her shoulder to see if the boy was looking where most men would.