2006 in review...
Here it is...a brief rundown of my year...
January:
*Started my year off with a whole bunch of retarded drama, because big bad Chanda has an opinion.
*Made music with Adam & Glenn
*Almost moved outta Norse1123. What the Hell was I thinkin?
*"Glenn Jones: Goddamn....honestly, when I get famous, I'm hiring you to hang around, and scream, muss up peoples hair, and play air guitar
Glenn Jones: Cause, quite frankly, it's what you do best"
*Got into another argument with Evan.
*Rocky Horror!
*THE GREAT DISH WAR OF NORSE 1123
*FUCK BOB EVAN'S!
*Me & Jeremy's baby-stepping race.
February:
*Finally got laid for the first time since me & ol' Life Jacket broke up.
*Hobby Lobby
*Sew Easy...hahahaha....easy...
*Met Billy for the first time.
*The dead baby fiasco. pt.1.
*FORT
*Got into another argument with Evan.
March:
*Fuck da po-lice.
*Murphy: Meow
Maria Gaye: BOOL SHIT
*Swimmin Pool
*ST. PATTY'S DAY WOOOOOOOOOOOO
*KALYPSO (R.I.P.)
*Cleaning Party/Chuck E. Cheese
*Hooked up with Marcus for the first time.
*Some shrink tried to tell me that I have "anxieties" and "depression" and that I "abuse" alcohol. Psh. Whatever. My only drinking problem is the fact that I don't have anything to drink.
*Park
April:
*"OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD THERES A TOOTHLESS PERSON HERE OMG OMG I FUCKING HATE FUCKING TOOTHLESS PEOPLE IM NOT EVEN JOKING IM ABOUT TO CRY IM SO FUCKING DRUNK OH MY GOD SOMEONE GET HIM OUT OF HERE."
*The great masterpiece CD
*Started smoking.
*People shrooming in my living room. ("The sky is so 3D!")
*Decided that I'm okay.
*HAPPY I'M DEAD JUST KIDDING DAY!
*4/20<3
*Prom
May:
*Went back to Hazard for 3 1/2 months. Lame.
*Porch Party
*Porch Party (I think I peed on corn!)
*Graduation
*The night Daddy scared Glenn
*Drunken Ramblings
*jerjax1: I'm Microsoft Sam, I like to give Ken Griffey Jr. blowjobs in a cardboard box falling off the golden gate bridge in dimension 5 were the nutsacks have mullberry bushes and the dollar trees fall from the sky like sewage and all the children have swastika teeth and flamethrower nipples and all the chandas date black men.
jerjax1: Now THAT is dissonate and catchy.
June:
*Porch Party
*Lexington
*One-Year Anniversary of the worst night of my life.
*Frozen Creek
*Salvia Failure
*Dreaded the thought of new roommates more and more. (Of course now, I really do love Miss K & Miss Miranda.)
*Pretty much lived with ol' Sara Estep.
*Ash bought Tiger Lilly Xena Faerie Princess Pea <3
*Porch Party
July:
*Started working at Taco Hell
*Threatened to cut a Jehova's Witness
*Heard from Denver for the first time in years.
*Ended the epic battle that was Chanda vs. Evan
*Family Reunion...hell...
August:
*Jered Leto stopped vibrating. :(
*Quit working at Taco Hell
*Got my nose pierced.
*Returned to my beloved NKU.
*Sudsy Malone's
*Marcus
*Cigarette Case
*Discovered that K & Miranda are awesome and me & Ash were worrying over nothing.
*ASH KILLED MY FUCKING FISH
*Tri-County/Jungle Jim's
*Party at Kaitlin's
Pale September:
*Panda. Party of Four. (Fuck Bob Evan's.)
*Stoned. Wicker Man. Bad. Don't do it.
*Black Gold
*Porch Party
*Rob Zombie
*A very shitty five days
*Hangover of the century.
*The dead baby fiasco. pt. 2.
*On The mother-Fucking Town
October:
*Crotch Stigmata
*"About a Bitch"
*Lost my nose ring. :(
*Got called a "rude nigger-loving bitch"
*Pwned some douche-bag at Cafe 360
*Almost died on the gordamn express way
*Halloween Party
*Got dumped by my fuck buddy.
*Worst. Halloween. Ever.
November:
*Fuck Buddy Application
*Random Spooning
*GURL YOU FLY AS HELL
*That Ricky dumbass trying to pick a fight with everyone.
*Dallas happened...
*Happy Feet
*Eli's birthday party
*Shammie's Thanksgiving Dinner
*Thanksgiving in Hazard...hell...
*N1123 Dance party
December:
*Started Talking to Billy
*Started dating Billy
*Shrooms
*Some asshole stole me & Ash's shit.
*Best. Birthday. Ever.
*New Faces
*Back to Hazard...hell...
*Got a new sewing machine. Her name is Lucy. I love Lucy.
*Made this entry.
So yeah.
Officially 1 day 'til I go back to NKU.
Hoo. Ra.
Poseur. Ific.
xoxoxo,
Joanie Cake
2006...atleast it was better than 2005...
January:
*Started my year off with a whole bunch of retarded drama, because big bad Chanda has an opinion.
*Made music with Adam & Glenn
*Almost moved outta Norse1123. What the Hell was I thinkin?
*"Glenn Jones: Goddamn....honestly, when I get famous, I'm hiring you to hang around, and scream, muss up peoples hair, and play air guitar
Glenn Jones: Cause, quite frankly, it's what you do best"
*Got into another argument with Evan.
*Rocky Horror!
*THE GREAT DISH WAR OF NORSE 1123
*FUCK BOB EVAN'S!
*Me & Jeremy's baby-stepping race.
February:
*Finally got laid for the first time since me & ol' Life Jacket broke up.
*Hobby Lobby
*Sew Easy...hahahaha....easy...
*Met Billy for the first time.
*The dead baby fiasco. pt.1.
*FORT
*Got into another argument with Evan.
March:
*Fuck da po-lice.
*Murphy: Meow
Maria Gaye: BOOL SHIT
*Swimmin Pool
*ST. PATTY'S DAY WOOOOOOOOOOOO
*KALYPSO (R.I.P.)
*Cleaning Party/Chuck E. Cheese
*Hooked up with Marcus for the first time.
*Some shrink tried to tell me that I have "anxieties" and "depression" and that I "abuse" alcohol. Psh. Whatever. My only drinking problem is the fact that I don't have anything to drink.
*Park
April:
*"OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD THERES A TOOTHLESS PERSON HERE OMG OMG I FUCKING HATE FUCKING TOOTHLESS PEOPLE IM NOT EVEN JOKING IM ABOUT TO CRY IM SO FUCKING DRUNK OH MY GOD SOMEONE GET HIM OUT OF HERE."
*The great masterpiece CD
*Started smoking.
*People shrooming in my living room. ("The sky is so 3D!")
*Decided that I'm okay.
*HAPPY I'M DEAD JUST KIDDING DAY!
*4/20<3
*Prom
May:
*Went back to Hazard for 3 1/2 months. Lame.
*Porch Party
*Porch Party (I think I peed on corn!)
*Graduation
*The night Daddy scared Glenn
*Drunken Ramblings
*jerjax1: I'm Microsoft Sam, I like to give Ken Griffey Jr. blowjobs in a cardboard box falling off the golden gate bridge in dimension 5 were the nutsacks have mullberry bushes and the dollar trees fall from the sky like sewage and all the children have swastika teeth and flamethrower nipples and all the chandas date black men.
jerjax1: Now THAT is dissonate and catchy.
June:
*Porch Party
*Lexington
*One-Year Anniversary of the worst night of my life.
*Frozen Creek
*Salvia Failure
*Dreaded the thought of new roommates more and more. (Of course now, I really do love Miss K & Miss Miranda.)
*Pretty much lived with ol' Sara Estep.
*Ash bought Tiger Lilly Xena Faerie Princess Pea <3
*Porch Party
July:
*Started working at Taco Hell
*Threatened to cut a Jehova's Witness
*Heard from Denver for the first time in years.
*Ended the epic battle that was Chanda vs. Evan
*Family Reunion...hell...
August:
*Jered Leto stopped vibrating. :(
*Quit working at Taco Hell
*Got my nose pierced.
*Returned to my beloved NKU.
*Sudsy Malone's
*Marcus
*Cigarette Case
*Discovered that K & Miranda are awesome and me & Ash were worrying over nothing.
*ASH KILLED MY FUCKING FISH
*Tri-County/Jungle Jim's
*Party at Kaitlin's
Pale September:
*Panda. Party of Four. (Fuck Bob Evan's.)
*Stoned. Wicker Man. Bad. Don't do it.
*Black Gold
*Porch Party
*Rob Zombie
*A very shitty five days
*Hangover of the century.
*The dead baby fiasco. pt. 2.
*On The mother-Fucking Town
October:
*Crotch Stigmata
*"About a Bitch"
*Lost my nose ring. :(
*Got called a "rude nigger-loving bitch"
*Pwned some douche-bag at Cafe 360
*Almost died on the gordamn express way
*Halloween Party
*Got dumped by my fuck buddy.
*Worst. Halloween. Ever.
November:
*Fuck Buddy Application
*Random Spooning
*GURL YOU FLY AS HELL
*That Ricky dumbass trying to pick a fight with everyone.
*Dallas happened...
*Happy Feet
*Eli's birthday party
*Shammie's Thanksgiving Dinner
*Thanksgiving in Hazard...hell...
*N1123 Dance party
December:
*Started Talking to Billy
*Started dating Billy
*Shrooms
*Some asshole stole me & Ash's shit.
*Best. Birthday. Ever.
*New Faces
*Back to Hazard...hell...
*Got a new sewing machine. Her name is Lucy. I love Lucy.
*Made this entry.
So yeah.
Officially 1 day 'til I go back to NKU.
Hoo. Ra.
Poseur. Ific.
xoxoxo,
Joanie Cake
2006...atleast it was better than 2005...