Due to the recent tragedies that occurred, I have been unable to update my livejournal!
This horror is absolutely UNSPEAKABLE!
IT'S THE FAULT OF THAT FAT WHORE
MAD_COW!!!
But don't worry, Citizens! Joan Crawford is ON THE MOVE!
Al and I have agreed to send thousands of gallons of Pepsi to the rescue workers in New York City.
Just think of how much they can accomplish with the crisp, refreshing taste of pepsi on their side!
WE CAN DO IT, AMERICA! WE CAN PULL TOGETHER! STAND TALL, AND FIGHT LIKE A CRAWFORD!!! I KNOW HOW TO COMPETE AND WIN! LET'S FIGHT FOR FREEDOM, PEACE, CIGARETTES, VODKA, AND PEPSI!!!!