HA!

[joancrawford]

I simply LOVE being a SMASHING success! I CAN'T SEEM TO RUB IT IN ENOUGH!! HAHAHAAA!
CAROLANNE!!!
BRING ME ANOTHER DRINK!!

HEY, YOU! YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU, talulahbankrupt....YOU'RE UGLY!! HAHAHAAA!

MY NAME'S J.C. AND I'M THE QUEEN OF MEAN
DON'T FUCK WITH ME, OR I'LL TEAR OUT YOUR SPLEEN!!!

IT'S SIMPLY WONDERFUL BEING THE QUEEN OF HOLLYWOOD!

Love, J.C.