Comments | joancrawford: Will wonders never cease?

joancrawford

Will wonders never cease?

May 25, 2001 20:00

IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY, THEN YOU CAN GO DROWN IN A BUCKET OF BLEACH! I AM THE GODDAMN QUEEN OF HOLLYWOOD!!! I HAVE A RIGHT TO MY OPINION!!!
WHY CAN'T YOU TRY TO UNDERSTAND A WOMAN???!!!!

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violetsnjazz May 26 2001, 17:57:06 UTC

my dearest joan,

i have inspected the journal of this hussy cobalt blue. i have decided that she has seen Xanadu one too many times - for her hair is strange and blows up into the air. she should take a lesson from a real woman like yourself and learn how to present herself!!! i bet she even uses wire coat hangers!!! can't you just picture it?! all of her church going clothes hung up sloppily on wire hangers?!

doesn't she realize who she's dealing with?! you are the QUEEN OF HOLLYWOOD!!! storm that castle just like you stormed the world with your beauty and grace!!!

tinacrawford May 26 2001, 18:44:27 UTC

She's not the queen of Hollywood, she's da' baddest bitch of Hollywood!!!!!

Re: joancrawford May 26 2001, 18:52:35 UTC

AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!

Re: joancrawford May 26 2001, 18:48:12 UTC

Why thank you, Miss Jupiter, Your words resound through my breast like a kiss from god above.
*begins to stroke her breasts*
AND THAT WHORE, tallulahbankrupt OR, SHOULD I SAY.... TALLULAH BANKHEAD!!!!!

SHE THINKS SHE CAN HIDE FROM ME, I KNOW SHE WAS THE FORMER QUEEN OF THE SILENT MOVIE BUSINESS, BUT IT TAKES REAL SKILL TO ACT AND SPEAK AT THE SAME TIME! I'M ON TO YOUR GAME, BANKHEAD! DON'T THINK YOU CAN COME BACK FOR MORE, I CURRENTLY SIT UPON THE THRONE OF HOLLYWOOD ROYALTY, I RULE ALL!!!
Thanks again for your support, and YES, her hair IS hideous!
Love, J.C.

!##!#!}{}{!#}{!#YoU'LL paY dEarLY!#!#^!#^&!#^&!# talulahbankrupt May 27 2001, 23:50:02 UTC

!#!##!^&!#^&I'&&&!&& I'M TAlLULAh BANKrUPT!!!!
The oNE AND OnLY!!!!!!#!^*#^*!^*#!^*#!
I^SHaLL ^SlaUGHTER^Y0U AND aLL SpineLesS MAGGoTS!!#^#^&
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Re: !##!#!}{}{!#}{!#YoU'LL paY dEarLY!#!#^!#^&!#^&!# ex_balls May 28 2001, 12:45:48 UTC

UGLY WHORE!

Re: !##!#!}{}{!#}{!#YoU'LL paY dEarLY!#!#^!#^&!#^&!# joancrawford May 28 2001, 14:52:27 UTC

I HAVE HAD QUITE ENOUGH OF YOU!! INVADING MY LOVELY MANSION!!! FUCK OFF, BANKHEAD, TAKE YOUR WASHED UP SELF OUT OF BRENTWOOD, AND INTO THE GUTTER WHERE YOU BELONG, CRACKWHORE!!!

violetsnjazz May 28 2001, 02:38:38 UTC

Have you looked at her web site and seen what she REALLY looks like?

ex_balls May 28 2001, 12:46:13 UTC

HER FACE LOOKS LIKE WHAT'S JUST BELOW ME!

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