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[joancrawford]

CHRISTINAAAAA!! CHRISTOPHER, DAMMIT!!!

CAROLANNE! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THE CHILDREN QUIET TODAY! AND FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, GET THEM OUT OF THE GARD'NN!!!

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[secretime]

"Word's out on the town that Crawford's losing it....just look at how her Livejournal has slowed down...her life, much like her movie career, is BOMBING before our very eyes..."

--Quote from respected columnist and recently announced Californian gubenatorial candidate extraordinairre, Arriana Huffington

[karmakanic]

You've bad mouthed Joan for the LAST TIME!

[joancrawford]

That's funny, she didn't seem to think I was 'losing it' last weekend, when I doused her in pig's blood and licked her... Oh! I mean...

Damn That Liza!

[robby]

She's fallen off the wagon, and is now beating her gay husband during drunken, drug-fueled rages. If she alienates the gay community who will buy her records?

Re: Damn That Liza!

[joancrawford]

Darling, that's not the worst she's ever done. Have I told you about the time she got hammered and lit a cross on Kwame Kilpatrick's front lawn? Who hasn't she alienated?

Re: Damn That Liza!

[robby]

Well, Judy must be heartsick over Liza's seamy blowup. Maybe I'll give her a call. I'll bet she's up for a few cocktails tonight.

she rode in the ambulance when i had my seizure!

[snackmy_bitchup]

Steven?

Do you think you could delete that post in your journal where robby says that picturian and Crystal Plumage have shared intel to make it seem like I'm the one responSYBIL for that awful bo brylanski sock and a host of other nasty socks as well?

As you can see, I've logged the post where robby EXPLICITLY confesses that bo and some of these other nasty socks are HIS.

http://www.livejournal.com/~articlerick.10587>html