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I'M JOAN CRAWFORD, AND I'M MAD AS HELL! DAMN MAD! My codswalloping LESBIAN of a daughter Christina was arrested last night for COPULATING with a HAM SANDWICH while serving JURY DUTY!
Now if you'll all excuse me, I've got to go have a brazillian bikini wax before I go and pay the little fop's bail money. Next time, I'm letting her rot in the hole... and I'm not talking about the one under the basement cupboards!
Now if you'll all excuse me, I've got to go have a brazillian bikini wax before I go and pay the little fop's bail money. Next time, I'm letting her rot in the hole... and I'm not talking about the one under the basement cupboards!