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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Thursday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In July I donated bone marrow to lil_loud in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In October I bought porn for faded_daydreams (-10 points). Last Monday I turned koko_maro in for eating carbs (3 points).
Overall, I've been nice (245 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
Joanchan