What I didn't know about lesbians...
I didn't know lesbians were supposed to like cats.
I didn't know lesbians were supposed to have short hair.
I didn't know lesbians wore tank tops in the middle of winter, played guitar ('shaped like a woman') or were all rampant, drooling feminists.
Frankly, if I had known all these things I would have recognized myself as a lesbian a long time ago. And I don't know why anybody, man or woman, wouldn't want to be a feminist.
And when did ACLU start standing for 'Gay and Lesbian Rights Association'?! It stands for HUMAN rights, ladies and gentlemen,- rights the constitution granted people a looooonnnggg time ago.
Actually, what I'm really, REALLY, upset about is the fact that when I wanted to buy my CD player last week, it came with a free CD. I had to backtrack all the way through the store to look for a CD I wasn't in the mood to buy. THAT is unconstitutional if anything is.
Not to mention I shave my legs... Dear god, how can I possibly be a lesbian if I shave my legs?
I didn't know lesbians were supposed to have short hair.
I didn't know lesbians wore tank tops in the middle of winter, played guitar ('shaped like a woman') or were all rampant, drooling feminists.
Frankly, if I had known all these things I would have recognized myself as a lesbian a long time ago. And I don't know why anybody, man or woman, wouldn't want to be a feminist.
And when did ACLU start standing for 'Gay and Lesbian Rights Association'?! It stands for HUMAN rights, ladies and gentlemen,- rights the constitution granted people a looooonnnggg time ago.
Actually, what I'm really, REALLY, upset about is the fact that when I wanted to buy my CD player last week, it came with a free CD. I had to backtrack all the way through the store to look for a CD I wasn't in the mood to buy. THAT is unconstitutional if anything is.
Not to mention I shave my legs... Dear god, how can I possibly be a lesbian if I shave my legs?