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Jan 01, 2006 01:13

Happy new year everyone! Oh and Merry Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, or whatever. Mostly just Happy Winter Break! Yaya!

Was very nice seeing Nessa again. My lesbian lover/sister from the Nerd. *Garbanzo bean! You broke my statue! I'll buy you another one!* Oh I could go on forever. I actually think I enjoyed the Nerd the most out of all the shows, even if I was only in half the first act. Soo many fun things.

Hurray for seeing Mika get a tattoo. It's just surreal for me- the whole tattoo thing. I don't know what it is. Seeing people do things that I'm too chickenshit to do always does that. (p.s. Amber, I like your tattoo. Can't wait to see it completed and in person)

So, who's going to see Brokeback Mountain with me? Hm? Hm?

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by limitedbythesky

jo_huston's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 11% Politically Correct!)

Started : 01st January 2006 04:40:58 AM

Ended : 01st January 2006 10:08:33 PM
Alco Money! : $ 237

Guests of Honour
rinatheelf is a melancholy Agnostic. rinatheelf drank 9 Pernods, 2 Stouts, 1 Brandy.
amricngirl is a downcast Taoist. amricngirl drank 1 Cosmopolitan.
jelloish_ is a radiant Wiccan. jelloish_ drank 3 Ales, 1 Aligator Bite.
schizos_united is a happy-go-lucky Hindu and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic. schizos_united drank 2 Absinthes, 6 Sherrys.
mslizrosque is a pleasant Agnostic. mslizrosque drank 3 Poteens, 1 Brandy.
marshallbanana is a constipated Liberal Christian and the worlds worst would-be bar manager. marshallbanana drank 2 Pilsners.
fallnbutterfly1 is an animated Agnostic and an all around space cadet who's mind has been destroyed by beer over the years. fallnbutterfly1 drank 2 Absinthes, 4 Coffee Liqueurs.
razzthesummoner is a boring Taoist. razzthesummoner drank 2 Champagnes.
jo_huston is a malevolent Liberal Christian and an ardent supporter of the 'Givuz a new Liver for Free' campaign who creates decripit oil paintings of male genetalia before auctioning them off to Famine Relief jo_huston drank 2 Stouts, 1 Hot Toddy.
duran_duran_me is an overwrought Muslim and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic. duran_duran_me drank 4 Pernods, 9 Aftershocks, 1 Sherry, 1 Kahlua.
suzy_creamchez is a cast down Liberal Christian. suzy_creamchez drank 2 Pulques.
Sick!

A word of warning never EVER use jo_huston's toilet. You'll see what I mean when you get in there! My god the vomit!

Fights

schizos_united managed to provoke a frenzied attack from suzy_creamchez after mocking their saviour ouija board. 'Jesus? Are you there? Are there pretzels in Heaven? Yes or No?' jested schizos_united

'God is Dead!' proclaimed jelloish_. 'jelloish_ is dead!' retorted bananamoo. Thankfully jo_huston managed to step in before the minor dispute turned into a major war.

'Look Godchild, I've had enough of your bollocks. It's time to meet your maker!' mumbled razzthesummoner before they began bludgening duran_duran_me to several yards from death with jo_huston's mother's ironing board.'

Lovers

No one would have predicted it at the start of the evening but it seems like schizos_united has found an eternal soulmate in jo_huston. Oh the romance!
The Drunkest

rinatheelf declared war on the fridge.
Random Events

Out of nowhere, razzthesummoner stood up, gave a nazi salute and shouted "My nipples are as arid as the Sahara, baybee!"

In what can only be described as a historic revelation, midnightmaybee informed the room that Santa and sodomy do not mix

mslizrosque brought a whole new meaning to the phrase "obnoxious overblown serial bastard" with
their overly twattish antics.

Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell!

Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks!

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Nora, you gotta stop being so drunk all the time. It's getting out of control. Leave the fridge alone.

Alfe, kiss pookie!

Love to you all!
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