ODE TO KATIE KLIMCZAK
so i went to the soccer game today and realized something..katelin r. klimczak is by far the best soccer player of all time. (i knew this before, of course, i have just chosen right now to let everyone else know.) she is my hero and everyone should play soccer like her. not only is she amazing at soccer but basketball too. (she will play next year too otherwise there will be trouble.) and who knew..dodgeball. who can take an entire team out by themselves and have a ball bounce off of their chest, pop up in the air and then catch it? i know. KLIMCZAK. and if you know someone else then to bad because this isnt about them. she also introduced me to drinking fire. at first it was bad...probably like what they drink in hell. but now i get urges to drink fire. why? well because katelin told me too. i will also be wearing scrubs to school because of her and we will be buying corona apparel soon. she thought of the name "JSAK" only the best and most exclusive group around. she is a very, very smart person. probably the smartest in the world and the reason why i passed eighth grade. so in conclusion...katelin rose klimczak should just rule the world and she should have great added to the end of her name. thank you.