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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last week drwninmytears and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In February I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In November jemsy and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In May I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-34 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
jnueve