I love the south, but....
This is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time:
http://www.fuckthesouth.com/
Some Highlights:
"We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments."
"Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American."
""Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice."
http://www.fuckthesouth.com/
Some Highlights:
"We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments."
"Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American."
""Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice."