more neat stuff i found...
Fact or Fiction
Women don't make fools of men, most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
A woman's work that is never done, it's the stuff she asked her husband to do.
Go for younger men. You might as well...they never mature anyway.
The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: You're sick of him.
If you want a nice man, go for a bald one... they try harder.
Husbands are like children... they're fine if they're someone else's.
Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
Men's brains are like the prison system... not enough cells per man.
There are only two four-letter words that are offensive to men... DON'T and STOP (but not used together).
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: Strong, caring, loving... they'd be wrong but you could still use them!
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were
sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper.
After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the
elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb
75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and
Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by
concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25
flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can
tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill
stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor
Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will
tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in
the car!"
What You Are To Me
I am a rose, you are my thorns,
clutching to me, protecting me.
I am the sun, you are my rays,
helping me to shine and to be all that I can.
I am a lake, you are my water,
filling me with ideas, dreams, and hopes for the future.
I am a tree, you are my leaves,
sharing who and what I am
and becoming an important part of my life.
I am a heart, you are my beat,
beating rhythmically to my happiness,
my fear, my sadness, my excitement.
I am me and you are with me,
to share all that I am,
to share life, love, and happiness.
Always.
- Bernice Ellrick -
You
You are friendly, kind and caring
Sensitive, loyal and understanding
Humerous, fun, secure and true
Always there... yes that's you.
Special, accepting, exciting and wise
Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes
Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright
Yes that's you... not one bit of spite.
You're one of a kind, different from others
Generous, charming, but not one that smothers
Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game
But not just another... in the long chain.
Appreciative, warm and precious like gold
Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old
You'll always be there, I know that is true
I'll always be here... always for you.
- Written and owned by Angela Lee Hillsley -
Women don't make fools of men, most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
A woman's work that is never done, it's the stuff she asked her husband to do.
Go for younger men. You might as well...they never mature anyway.
The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: You're sick of him.
If you want a nice man, go for a bald one... they try harder.
Husbands are like children... they're fine if they're someone else's.
Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
Men's brains are like the prison system... not enough cells per man.
There are only two four-letter words that are offensive to men... DON'T and STOP (but not used together).
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: Strong, caring, loving... they'd be wrong but you could still use them!
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were
sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper.
After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the
elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb
75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and
Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by
concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25
flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can
tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill
stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor
Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will
tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in
the car!"
What You Are To Me
I am a rose, you are my thorns,
clutching to me, protecting me.
I am the sun, you are my rays,
helping me to shine and to be all that I can.
I am a lake, you are my water,
filling me with ideas, dreams, and hopes for the future.
I am a tree, you are my leaves,
sharing who and what I am
and becoming an important part of my life.
I am a heart, you are my beat,
beating rhythmically to my happiness,
my fear, my sadness, my excitement.
I am me and you are with me,
to share all that I am,
to share life, love, and happiness.
Always.
- Bernice Ellrick -
You
You are friendly, kind and caring
Sensitive, loyal and understanding
Humerous, fun, secure and true
Always there... yes that's you.
Special, accepting, exciting and wise
Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes
Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright
Yes that's you... not one bit of spite.
You're one of a kind, different from others
Generous, charming, but not one that smothers
Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game
But not just another... in the long chain.
Appreciative, warm and precious like gold
Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old
You'll always be there, I know that is true
I'll always be here... always for you.
- Written and owned by Angela Lee Hillsley -