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Well, I'm drunk.
I think I might actually be at the most perfect level of drunkeness ever. I'm drunk, but I know it. I know how drunk I am. I am wobbly, but can walk, I'm repeatedly laughing and saying "I'm so drunk", but know what I'm saying. I'm drunk enough to want a bacon sandwich, but capable of making it.
I'm drunk because I went to the Didsbury Social Circle. This sounds like an incredible sad thing, but it's not. It's at www.social-circle.co.uk. It's not actually a big organisation - it's some bloke from Didsbury who realises that most people want to talk to other people but, being British, you're not allowed to talk to stranger. So he hires the function room of a pub in Disbury (south Manchester) and about 40 people turn up and talk to each other. And get drunk.
It's for 20s/30s. I thought it would be lots of arrogan Didsbury people, but it's very mixed. Many of the women were attractive. Some of the men were uglier than me. This is what I consider a perfect mix. Also, many people made the mistake of saying their employment was boring. I got to say I used to be on TV and radio, and am now an author of two books and a freelance writer, which sounds INTERESTING. I rule.
So, I could have spent tonight staying in and feeling depressed. But I didn't. I went out, and met new people, and felt normal, and took part, and chatted to women. And therefore, I am King.
I was drunk. But then I got home. And my housemate taped something from Playboy One for me. It was the best of Joanie Laurer.
I am now sober.
I think I might actually be at the most perfect level of drunkeness ever. I'm drunk, but I know it. I know how drunk I am. I am wobbly, but can walk, I'm repeatedly laughing and saying "I'm so drunk", but know what I'm saying. I'm drunk enough to want a bacon sandwich, but capable of making it.
I'm drunk because I went to the Didsbury Social Circle. This sounds like an incredible sad thing, but it's not. It's at www.social-circle.co.uk. It's not actually a big organisation - it's some bloke from Didsbury who realises that most people want to talk to other people but, being British, you're not allowed to talk to stranger. So he hires the function room of a pub in Disbury (south Manchester) and about 40 people turn up and talk to each other. And get drunk.
It's for 20s/30s. I thought it would be lots of arrogan Didsbury people, but it's very mixed. Many of the women were attractive. Some of the men were uglier than me. This is what I consider a perfect mix. Also, many people made the mistake of saying their employment was boring. I got to say I used to be on TV and radio, and am now an author of two books and a freelance writer, which sounds INTERESTING. I rule.
So, I could have spent tonight staying in and feeling depressed. But I didn't. I went out, and met new people, and felt normal, and took part, and chatted to women. And therefore, I am King.
I was drunk. But then I got home. And my housemate taped something from Playboy One for me. It was the best of Joanie Laurer.
I am now sober.