*headdesk*
We're in a period of...uncertainty at my company. CFO sends out an email update today saying basically, "Keep working! We (the higher ups) are working on stuff!" to which our CEO responds:
-----Original Message-----
blahblah address and stuff omitted - from our CEO
I'm golfing. Things are good and we need to let the process move at its natural pace.
Go get some clams and beer - or whatever it is that you do for summer.
-m
-----Subsequent message sent from him moments later-----
Oh and by the way, anyone caught trying to be me will be clammed.
*******
*jaw drops*
Ohhhhhk. Very inspirational. No idea why anyone would want to be him or what the heck "clammed" means. Sounds dire, though. By the way, the first message did not mean, "Go home early everybody! Relax!" At least according to *my* boss. Hey, so I checked! It sounded like that *grumbles something about being stuck in a too air-conditioned spot while CEO frolics on a sunlit golf course*