"Nobody home"
Well, pretty much nothing happened.
clockwerkdragon, Amata, and Tom couldn't make it at all, and Barb bailed early to go pack for her trip to Jamaica. I ended up just running around doing the daily fishing and cooking quests, then getting my Herbalism up while exploring Teldrassil. Ironically, turning in the cooking quest pushed me over the line to level 35, which let me get my Gilneas cloak. A level and a blue cloak...not bad results for playing for an hour and half with no one else around, I guess.
Here's the wolf with his new cloak visible:
Velaira, Level 55
Nachtjager, Level 35