Dartmouthhhhh
Pubcrawl was hilario fun.
So many bros went to my highschool and I just realized how many there were last night. They said they saw my "I Hate Bros" facebook group and said they didn't join.
Aw geez I'm so hurt.
I told him to continue drinking their coldshots.
Bachelor party hitting on me and Ashley. I sent them away.
Ashley said I was tearing the guy apart, but there is no way some dude is going to think he's making headway ESPECIALLY when he has a chinstrap beard, a shaved head and a coldshot in his hand. His collar wasn't popped but he was like... old so he's probably not hip with the times.
One of my fav parts of the night was when Marshall would explain to people why he was wearing a skin tight turtle neck under his shirt. "It is skin tight so it shows the definition of my muscles" and then he would ask everyone to punch him in the stomach which he referred to them as "rock hard abs/washboard". He loves his body and he sounds like a major beef head.
All the places we went to ruled. I liked the music at cheers the most but it was super super loud.
There were poles at the dome. People were on them. I lol'd but stayed away.
Overall, awesome night and it was so awesome to see everyone.
AWESOME BREAK!
So many bros went to my highschool and I just realized how many there were last night. They said they saw my "I Hate Bros" facebook group and said they didn't join.
Aw geez I'm so hurt.
I told him to continue drinking their coldshots.
Bachelor party hitting on me and Ashley. I sent them away.
Ashley said I was tearing the guy apart, but there is no way some dude is going to think he's making headway ESPECIALLY when he has a chinstrap beard, a shaved head and a coldshot in his hand. His collar wasn't popped but he was like... old so he's probably not hip with the times.
One of my fav parts of the night was when Marshall would explain to people why he was wearing a skin tight turtle neck under his shirt. "It is skin tight so it shows the definition of my muscles" and then he would ask everyone to punch him in the stomach which he referred to them as "rock hard abs/washboard". He loves his body and he sounds like a major beef head.
All the places we went to ruled. I liked the music at cheers the most but it was super super loud.
There were poles at the dome. People were on them. I lol'd but stayed away.
Overall, awesome night and it was so awesome to see everyone.
AWESOME BREAK!