Apparently I'm a Quaker. I find that amusing.
According to
Belief-o-matic:
1. Orthodox Quaker (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (97%)
3. Seventh Day Adventist (92%)
4. Eastern Orthodox (90%)
5. Roman Catholic (90%)
6. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (87%)
7. Liberal Quakers (77%)
8. Hinduism (77%)
9. Unitarian Universalism (75%)
10. Sikhism (74%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (66%)
12. Orthodox Judaism (66%)
13. Theravada Buddhism (65%)
14. Bahá'í Faith (60%)
15. Reform Judaism (55%)
16. Neo-Pagan (52%)
17. Islam (52%)
18. Jainism (50%)
19. New Age (44%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (41%)
21. Jehovah's Witness (38%)
22. Scientology (33%)
23. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (32%)
24. Taoism (30%)
25. New Thought (25%)
26. Secular Humanism (25%)
27. Nontheist (12%)