...apparently the Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe was supposed to be a porn...

[jn_oscargrouch]

I found this highly humorous and altogether innapropriate at the same time, considering it's source material. I see why it didn't get any awards in the script department. I'm sure they didn't mean to but the first action line of the script reads:

"Random German Ejaculations"

This acording to the script at IMSDb.com.

http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Chronicles-of-Narnia-The-Lion,-the-Witch-and-the-Wardrobe.html

Anyhow...